What is the best way to grow without my girlfriend finding out?

mak

Active Member
I THROW A BITCH IN THE GOD-DAMN TRUNK!
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theounceler

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I'd choose growing over my girlfriend every time. I mean what are the odds this is the woman you spend the rest of your life with anyway? Its unlikely, especially if she has an apparent problem with you smoking or growing. I could never hide something from my girlfriend like that, I'm glad I have an understanding one so I don't have to lie and tip-toe around the house like I still live with my parents.
 

smokejoint

Active Member
the answer is you cannot.If you live with her you haven't a hope in hell.If you don't ,she'll still be in your bedroom at some stage and will find out.If you live alone you could maybe grow in the attic and keep it secret.I live with mine and i just went ahead one day and set up a grow ,and showed her it and told her to keep her mouth shut or we'd get busted.she can like it or lump it no woman will stop me from growing ,ever.Thankfully she is ok with it and i think after some initial apprehension,it actully turns her on that i'm such a badass lol
 

tip top toker

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gfs are perhaps the number one reason growers get busted.
Exactly, doesn't have anything to do with whether she likes weed or likes that you grow etc, if you piss her off, you then have a pissed off woman, start worrying.

I've a friend who i was thinking about lending all my spare grow gear to so he could start growing hi own and stop paying his cousin £10 for a gram, i was hesitant as it is, then he 1st went and got himself a 16 yr old girlfriend a 2nd let her move into his house. I know when i tell him to grow the fuck up, he'll try and say she's all cool with it and such, which she would be, she's a smoker etcc, but i will now have to do everything in my power not to let him grow. He's basically asking to get arrested. A pissed off woman is a pissed off woman (let alone a non-pissed off 16yr old girl lol)
 

Fac33

Member
dump the bitch, and go and buy a grow tent kit, oh and a few porno mags to keep yourself busy for 9 weeks ;)
end result, few oz of nice bud, Single, and good muscle tones in your arms!
 

fishwhistle

Active Member
Id have to see pictures of her before i could give any advice,seriously.If shes smoking hot and a tramp in the bedroom id break down the grow and bone the shit out of her until i got bored with it,break up,then set my grow back up.ALWAYS take nude pictures,preferably slutty spread eagle style so you have something to hold over her head too then she has something to lose to by turning you in.It makes you wonder though if your hiding growing from her whats she hiding from you...
 

James87

Active Member
Id have to see pictures of her before i could give any advice,seriously.If shes smoking hot and a tramp in the bedroom id break down the grow and bone the shit out of her until i got bored with it,break up,then set my grow back up.ALWAYS take nude pictures,preferably slutty spread eagle style so you have something to hold over her head too then she has something to lose to by turning you in.It makes you wonder though if your hiding growing from her whats she hiding from you...
Def think of the rest of us. Your girl rats on us, we should also see her pics. Only if she is hot of course! mmmmm and young.
 

elenor.rigby

Active Member
women really are over-rated, i should know, ive had a few.. haha
whereas cannabis....well. no choice. ditch the girl!! imeo
 

theounceler

Member
Lol, funny joke. Looks fade away... so you can never base your decision off of that. (especially because hot girls are everywhere!) The only way I would choose my girlfriend over growing is if I was really in love with her for years, and I was positive she was the girl I was going to marry. I mean if your emotional connection with her is deeper than the one you have with MJ. I guess thats the only way I could justify ever doing it.
 

Stomata

Well-Known Member
Step 1 - Grow a set.
Step 2 - Tell her you're gonna grow some dope and if she doesn't like it then to hit the door.
 

minimoo

Active Member
I'm a girl and I would actively encourage it! I agree, just dump her and crack on. Oh and obviously I'm new on here, Hi everyone :)
 

minimoo

Active Member
Haha I know, I only realised after I posted that I signed up in 2009, obviously more of a lurker than a poster! That was the yr I did my first grow, read LOADS on here and yes it was very fruitful :)
 
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