What Is Good Weed?

Weed is a lot like pussy, there is no bad, just some better than others, and getn any is good.....
 
I've found I enjoy a variery of highs, stoned, up, that special clear headed not quite notice your high until you catch yourself doing something completely stupid kinda buzz. Alot of its got to do with the moment. Og and Cataract kush forget acomplishing anything requiring any real thought but on a rainy day off a good day zoneing out on your shoe can be all right. Bubbleberry seems to usually cause a munchie fit that can cost you a weeks groceries over the course of an hour. Once the jars have a nice selection its nice to be able the customize the buzz for the moment. One of the most important things is do you feel good, not cool to be freakin out a the wrong time, ha! Does it taste good in a down to the roach? Alot of time something taste great on the green hit and then gets worse each toke. OG Kush, Sour D, and Bubba all taste great to the last toke. I also came across a Chem Valley that seems to flavor a roach joint like itself and I've never seen that before. I sometimes like to mix strains, its fun to see how certain flavors dominate or blend in a fatty. We used to mix bubbleberry and matanuska and it was great, super skunky going in and then it magically turned super sweet on the exhale. No matter how many times you tried it always seemed to amaze me. Lately I've been mixing DNA's OG with a Reefemans Diesel X Bubbleberry and that taste sooo good! The best strain is fun and tasty, thats for sure!
 
Weed is a lot like pussy, there is no bad, just some better than others, and getn any is good.....
apparently you've NEVER smoked dirtweed or the dreaded "10 minute headache" brick.

then again... there's some nasty pussy out there too like pole benders or the worst being this one chick i bopped that pissed like freakin' niagara falls when she got off! *shudder* that's some schwag poonanny! LOL she wasn't too easy on they eyes either, but when a chick throws the poo at you and you haven't had any for a while... you lower your standards.
 
the "ultimate" high for me would be one like columbian gold... very trippy and sensory heightening. it would make movies & music feel more visceral or even make TV look 3D like gold did for me on my very FIRST buzz. it wouldn't be too racy to sit still on though like kali mist, but more than ANYTHING, i just can't stand couchlock. i like an energy neutral buzz with euphoria and motivation. the REALLY cool part of columbian gold's trippy buzz was the light floaty feelings it induced like you're always walking downhill or even that your feet were helium balloons ready to float out from under you and take you with them. i bet a nickel that's where the term getting high comes from. you really do feel like you're walking on clouds. oh... and the sensory effects also extended to junk food which could taste orgasmic. i used to love chowing down on original saltier nacho cheese combos & sprite when i blazed.

trippy buzzes aren't the best for 24/7 though. you don't want to be having a paranoid meltdown in public or around cops now do ya? LOL for everyday blazing a nice mellow but euphoric buzz with a fairly clear head is nice. i loved the precise body control effect i got off 8 miles high and it's warm & fuzzy playful euphoria, but total energy neutrality. i liked the more potent and psychoactive buzz of haze skunk more, but it can get edgy and like many potent sativas, can bite you and give you the room spinning dizzies if you overdo them where a nice mellow buzz is better for ANY situation.

touchy feely buzzes are cool too. i loved that about onyx. it was weird... i couldn't stop playing footsie with myself as i typed on it. it had plenty of euphoria too. not a fan of anti-treehugger diesel flavors, but that's the kind of buzz i'd want a date to have

racy buzzes have their place too. i'm something of a procrastinator, so a "can't sit still" racy clearheaded euphoric buzz like kali mist or even C99 is great for getting stuff you hate doing done and even enjoying it because of the buzz. that's too specific a buzz for ever trying to chill out on, but good for work & vigorous activities.

laugh your ass off euphoric strains are great for social situations where every stupid thing becomes hysterical. i liked that about some of the better gold buzzes i'd had like when i ran into a coworker at a street party after i'd blazed and burst out laughing (after a brief paranoid flash) when she asked "you're high, aren't you?" (or was it stoned? i was definitely high though)

i like a variety of buzzes. i just can't stand couchlock making it impossible to function or spaciness making me stupid or forgetful. the whole point of getting high, for me, is to make EVERYTHING funner. melting into the furniture makes me depressed and try and fight the buzz wanting it to get me high. i listen to tunes, and it does NOTHING to make them more interesting. i try and jerk off to some T&A, and it doesn't heighten my senses and that's only IF the buzz doesn't make me so tired and indifferent i end up doing nothing.

any of the "positive" traits in a buzz that aren't impairing are great if only for specific situations. kali mist would make great date weed too. if you get your date happy as a clam and bursting with energy... it's chowder time!
 
lol, yeah, smokn some nasty right now. just some shaky leafy crap, left over from who knows where. my dude got popped a lil while ago, dont really know anyone else around here, so got to smoke wut i got to smoke.

and at the time that was damn good pussy wasnt it? it was wut was there.. dont be ashamed... as long as its not on the net, no biggie....
 
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