What have you "Mcguyvered" into a smoking device?

When I was a kid, I snarfed some really fine red clay out of a cave.

I then used that clay to craft a bowl for a bit of small-bore (1/8 or so) brass tubing to make a miniature pipe. Not long after, i scored me a gram of Lebanese blonde hash. I then proceeded to get seriously bent on that same hash, which tasted simply amazing from the tiny bowl of the cave pipe. Oh such Epicurean memories. Some years ago i had to clean my teenage crap out of the house my folks were selling. Such nice memories when I found that fractured cave-clay bowl. The stuff from down below can get you higher.

years back I built a bong outta a Grolsch bottle.It turned out to be the best bong in my collection

When I was 13-14 I was on probation and had to get drug tests, one time I mcguyver a turkey baster onto my peni with tape... I bet my 5-6 year old little brother he couldn't pee in a cup...he brought it back I said "great" stole that piss and sucked it up into the turkey baster....Voilà Presto bango! I was the creator of the make shift whizanator... Passed that test... Thankfully it was an in-house test because temp wasn't tested.it was kinda macuyverish I guess...

I think the more appropriate question is what haven't I MacGyvered into a smoking device? I think my greatest device was a stealth torpedo smoker/marlin spike while I was in the Coast Guard. It was a 4 piece pipe that I made on a lathe in the machine shop. The end caps looked like a normal marlin spike. The 2 hollow pieces in the middle were the pipe. Unscrew the caps on each end and it was ready to fire up. Screw them back on and it looked like a normal marlin spike. Just don't try to use it like one because it would bend. I carried it in plain sight beside my knife for years and was never caught. Great for midwatch.

It kinda resembled this set:

Thanks for your service fellow Coastie.

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Thanks for your service fellow Coastie.

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Back at ya! Semper Paratus.

RPM371 said:

Back at ya! Semper Paratus.

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Puddle Pirates unite !

My friend in I made a monstrous gravity bong back in high school out of a 10 gallon bucket dunked upside down in one of those huge ass tubs with the rope handles. Drilled a hole in top, stuck a slide in there, and packed up some MASSIVE hits... lol major waste of bud, but it was fun!

as just and answer to the OP.. Everything, from a strawberry to bamboo on the natural side, and a carb. to a water cooler on the man made side.. When you have to smoke, its going to happen haha

Indagrow said:

as just and answer to the OP.. Everything, from a strawberry to bamboo on the natural side, and a carb. to a water cooler on the man made side.. When you have to smoke, its going to happen haha

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How'd you use a strawberry? That's awesome