What Do You Think Of Texans?

imij67

Active Member
i live in santa fe,like ten minutes west of galveston,and yea except for cheap drugs and low cost of living it pretty much sucks,there arent a whole lot of rednecks but ppl are generally ignorant,and im not trying sound racist but theres too many fuckin hood niggas
 

imij67

Active Member
i know were a little old school for most yankees but im glad i dont live in a state with a bunch of cryin ass whining liberal bitches running everything,theres a reason our burglary and home invasion stats r like the lowest in the country cuz if they come here with that new york,california,d.c attitude and walk up on my property im gonna blow there fuckin brains out,cuz iv been armed since i was 13,i hear noise outside i dont grab my phone i dont grab my flashlight i grab a fuckin ar-15 even if u get inside my wife and 12 year old son will both bust a cap in ur ass,it seems like in most liberal fuckin states a goddamn hood rat could walk in ur house kill ur dad rape ur mother and when its all said and u get in trouble for gun charges cuz u shot the motherfucker, other than that im pretty liberal,im dont give a fuck if two homos wanna get married,i dont really care about skin color but in all honesty the fuckin blacks down here r crazy,mexicans r just fuckin illiterate other than that there cool.alot of ppl compare texas and cali,cal iis cool they definantely got better weed,but if it c ame down to a war between the 2 texas would fuck california up,and new york,and d.c ,michigan,yea wed pretty much fuck everybody up.
 

BlazedMonkey

Well-Known Member
Hey born and raised in texas (out now :D! austins cool but texas sucks on medical/mmj laws)

Grew up in dallas both parents from Illinois so i never really got that streotypical texas feel.

But i have run into my far share of people who believe this,
when i was 14 i ran i into some girls from NY and NO JOKE went like this....

"hey im katy im from NY"
me"hi im BM im from texas"
"Nice! So whats your horses name?"
me"Ummm i dont have a horse"
"how do you get to school then?"
me"a car? "
"they have cars in texas!?"

Lol long story but it was so relevant i had to post :P
 

buddha webb

New Member
Do they have cars in Texas?............thats a joke....Weve got 6 on a moped here!!legal!!Oklahoma got cars????.....another shit joke!Ive been living away from Uk for 11 yrs,there were definately cars when i left,prob still is......yet again another shit joke.Not even jokes,just wrong sentences really!!!

Hey born and raised in texas (out now :D! austins cool but texas sucks on medical/mmj laws)

Grew up in dallas both parents from Illinois so i never really got that streotypical texas feel.

But i have run into my far share of people who believe this,
when i was 14 i ran i into some girls from NY and NO JOKE went like this....

"hey im katy im from NY"
me"hi im BM im from texas"
"Nice! So whats your horses name?"
me"Ummm i dont have a horse"
"how do you get to school then?"
me"a car? "
"they have cars in texas!?"

Lol long story but it was so relevant i had to post :P
 

d.c. beard

Well-Known Member
i live in santa fe,like ten minutes west of galveston,and yea except for cheap drugs and low cost of living it pretty much sucks,there arent a whole lot of rednecks but ppl are generally ignorant,and im not trying sound racist but theres too many fuckin hood niggas
Dude, you basically live in Houston. Of course you've got 'hoods' lol!
 

dirtsurfr

Well-Known Member
i know were a little old school for most yankees but im glad i dont live in a state with a bunch of cryin ass whining liberal bitches running everything,theres a reason our burglary and home invasion stats r like the lowest in the country cuz if they come here with that new york,california,d.c attitude and walk up on my property im gonna blow there fuckin brains out,cuz iv been armed since i was 13,i hear noise outside i dont grab my phone i dont grab my flashlight i grab a fuckin ar-15 even if u get inside my wife and 12 year old son will both bust a cap in ur ass,it seems like in most liberal fuckin states a goddamn hood rat could walk in ur house kill ur dad rape ur mother and when its all said and u get in trouble for gun charges cuz u shot the motherfucker, other than that im pretty liberal,im dont give a fuck if two homos wanna get married,i dont really care about skin color but in all honesty the fuckin blacks down here r crazy,mexicans r just fuckin illiterate other than that there cool.alot of ppl compare texas and cali,cal iis cool they definantely got better weed,but if it c ame down to a war between the 2 texas would fuck california up,and new york,and d.c ,michigan,yea wed pretty much fuck everybody up.
And we wonder why we need gun control LOL. Man you sound so badassed on the internet BOY Howdie!!
 

buddha webb

New Member
This pretty much sums up why most of the world believe Texans to be ,red neck,gun crazy,mexican hating,black hating,under educated people.Bush is Texan right? Get smoking,your all hated up.Where did the idea of war come from all of a sudden?

i know were a little old school for most yankees but im glad i dont live in a state with a bunch of cryin ass whining liberal bitches running everything,theres a reason our burglary and home invasion stats r like the lowest in the country cuz if they come here with that new york,california,d.c attitude and walk up on my property im gonna blow there fuckin brains out,cuz iv been armed since i was 13,i hear noise outside i dont grab my phone i dont grab my flashlight i grab a fuckin ar-15 even if u get inside my wife and 12 year old son will both bust a cap in ur ass,it seems like in most liberal fuckin states a goddamn hood rat could walk in ur house kill ur dad rape ur mother and when its all said and u get in trouble for gun charges cuz u shot the motherfucker, other than that im pretty liberal,im dont give a fuck if two homos wanna get married,i dont really care about skin color but in all honesty the fuckin blacks down here r crazy,mexicans r just fuckin illiterate other than that there cool.alot of ppl compare texas and cali,cal iis cool they definantely got better weed,but if it c ame down to a war between the 2 texas would fuck california up,and new york,and d.c ,michigan,yea wed pretty much fuck everybody up.
 
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