What do you know about child support?

One of the little rink twinks I'm using told me his sister wants me to get her pregnant so she can have a mulatto kid. She said she won't come after me for child support but I think she could even if she signed something. Do any of you geniuses know about child support first hand? I know you do.

Nether Region said:

One of the little rink twinks I'm using told me his sister wants me to get her pregnant so she can have a mulatto kid. She said she won't come after me for child support but I think she could even if she signed something. Do any of you geniuses know about child support first hand? I know you do.

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You have to support the head. Their necks are like cooked linguini with a softball attached. All wavy and shit, can kink real easy

Nether Region said:

One of the little rink twinks I'm using told me his sister wants me to get her pregnant so she can have a mulatto kid. She said she won't come after me for child support but I think she could even if she signed something. Do any of you geniuses know about child support first hand? I know you do.

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About half the guys I know in the trades are $20K in the rears. That's about all I know. I always paid on time.

That poor kid!

I bet the kid will really be high on life someday if and when he or she ever finds out the motivations behind her existence.

Bust nuts on sluts butts and dont worry about whats what

Nether Region said:

One of the little rink twinks I'm using told me his sister wants me to get her pregnant so she can have a mulatto kid. She said she won't come after me for child support but I think she could even if she signed something. Do any of you geniuses know about child support first hand? I know you do.

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I found a loop hole. But you gotta make it look like an accident. Do you know anyone that owns a swimming pool?

If you impregnated a female no.matter what agreement you are responsible no if and or buts. The only option would be to go to court sign your rights away to another man. I read a court case abour that shit. It was done thru a donor store deal and he was tracked and made to pay child support and back child support

Hey, OP. Oh, yeah. I know about CS. Doesn't matter what you sign independently, the courts will ignore it. Believe me, I've tried. They say CS is the child's right, not the parents' right. Don't you believe it, stay the fuck away. Also, I didn't know you were black! My brotha...

I think child support is also 14: percent of your gross income.. the don't care if your upside.down or barely.living 14% of your check is gone... don't sound.like alot but for example if you make say 40k a year.

40000÷12=3,333
3333x14% =467
So you pay 467 a month. If you pay thru a court it's another 5% of the child support check so abother 24 dollars roughly... you do the math

Gary Goodson said:

I would never sign deez nuts over to another nigga

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Nobody does. The court takes them by force...

tyler.durden said:

Nobody does. The court takes them by force...

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No meds.or anything the say spread you spread and then schwing the machete then amputates your scrotom as you then hear them splat.on the floor

anzohaze said:

I think child support is also 14: percent of your gross income.. the don't care if your upside.down or barely.living 14% of your check is gone... don't sound.like alot but for example if you make say 40k a year.

40000÷12=3,333
3333x14% =467
So you pay 467 a month. If you pay thru a court it's another 5% of the child support check so abother 24 dollars roughly... you do the math

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And that's just basic CS. Medical expenses, kindergarten/private school, and other extras are split 50/50 on TOP of that percentage. At one point, I was paying over a grand a month when my kid was in kindergarten, and I didn't even make that much money. I told the judge that amount is ridiculous, I couldn't even pay my own rent! She contemptuously stated, 'Not my problem...'

So I had to start selling drugs. My origin story...

anzohaze said:

No meds.or anything the say spread you spread and then schwing the machete then amputates your scrotom as you then hear them splat.on the floor

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Then the judge stomps them into a smooth paste with her boot, spreads them on a sammich, and proceeds to eat them right if front of you. Smiling. And giving you the finger...

tyler.durden said:

Nobody does. The court takes them by force...

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i'm just saying how can a man not be a man and take care of his own children?


To me thats not a man at all...

Jesusfuck.

Gary Goodson said:

i'm just saying how can a man not be a man and take care of his own children?


To me thats not a man at all...

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Ah, I misunderstood. I absolutely agree. My problem was that I got him every weekend and Wednesdays, too. I couldn't afford to pay rent, let alone take him out, buy him things, etc.. Meanwhile, she had all my money to spend and treat him. It hurts when your kid says, 'Daddy doesn't buy me things, I like it at mommy's better...' All because of an outrageous and hasty court order. I just wish it was fair...

Gary Goodson said:

i'm just saying how can a man not be a man and take care of his own children?


To me thats not a man at all...

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Yes I agree to the fullest if you produce a kid an abandon a kid your balls or dick should be abandoned as well

tyler.durden said:

Ah, I misunderstood. I absolutely agree. My problem was that I got him every weekend and Wednesdays, too. I couldn't afford to pay rent, let alone take him out, buy him things, etc.. Meanwhile, she had all my money to spend and treat him. It hurts when your kid says, 'Daddy doesn't buy me things, I like it at mommy's better...' All because of an outrageous and hasty court order. I just wish it was fair...

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Yes the court system is bullshit. The guys have the shitty end.of the stick for sure

anzohaze said:

Yes I agree to the fullest if you produce a kid an abandon a kid your balls or dick should be abandoned as well

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hey- I paid for the abortions.