Pretty sure I hit a fucking pterodactyl on my way up here......not sure how my windshield didn't explode......large birds like to follow these country roads looking for goodies in the morning....as most you know who live in the country.......I literally see the bird well before he decides to hug my windshield ......probably half mile or so ......and he's cruising towards me in my lane .....So I'm cruising 60 and as I get closer he starts to elevate .....so I don't think nothing of it ....well as I get rite under him,he either got sucked into my windshield, or the mother fucker had a death wish ......sounded like I hit a human .......so that woke me up .......
@420God I may have hit that one hard/far enough for you to scoop him up buddy.
In high school I drove an old 1960 fleet side Ford F-100.....was driving home late one night as a kid ....and out of nowhere a human head blasts through my windshield ...and I swear I didn't see anyone walking ...my first thought was my dad's going to kill me ......long story short, it was a homeless man who had been doing this so he could go to the hospital.....in the end the cop told me I was free to go .....fucker literally jumped off the sidewalk onto my truck ........I remember there was long strands of hair imbedded in my windshield..... He didn't die BTW
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