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tyler.durden

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That was the worst shower I've ever had! Three times the aggravation and effort of just standing and using a trash bag. How am I expected to be able to wash my asshole??? I tried to line it up with one of the holes in the chair's seat to spray water at it, but it was an impossible task. So I had to stand up anyway for half the shower. Wasted money on the detachable shower head and chair. Oh, well...
 

curious2garden

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That was the worst shower I've ever had! Three times the aggravation and effort of just standing and using a trash bag. How am I expected to be able to wash my asshole??? I tried to line it up with one of the holes in the chair's seat to spray water at it, but it was an impossible task. So I had to stand up anyway for half the shower. Wasted money on the detachable shower head and chair. Oh, well...
Use your trash bag and ignore him, f'n orthopods. Just make sure you wash your knee off when you get out. Baby wipes work great for that sort of small area wash.
 
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