What did you accomplish today?

DarkWeb

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Sent clones to Annie.
Fun fact. My wife has never ridden a bike. She said her immigrant parents were more concerned with putting food in the table and just never taught her. So in true fashion my wife picks this super ghetto looking chrome beach cruiser. Since everything was closed I ordered it offline. It’s a women’s beach cruiser, but my tiny wife’s vagina couldn’t even fit over the bar. She gave a valiant effort but I could see it wasn’t happenin. All day there were complaints of her “poor vagina”. Hmmmm.

So I took her ghetto chrome cruiser for a spin and felt like big worm in Friday. Even got followed by a cop for a few blocks while on it. Great.

I sent her to buy a new bike today since the stores are kinda? Open again. She came back with a much more (expensive) and size suitable bike. Great.

Oh, and the day before that my 3 1/2 year old daughter got her first bike since her older friend got one. Great.

This is all after my stupid ass bought a new bike too. I think I hate bikes now.
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But my cherry blossoms are blooming. :)
How'd your vagina take the ride?

Edit: nice cherry blossoms :)
 

FresnoFarmer

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You can tell by the ears.

good catch. It's not easy to catch a rat with glue boards, although it's still somewhat of a baby. Let me know if you get a big one on a glue trap.

SH420
I caught a big one on a glue trap and put it in the trash can. I guess it got hot enough in there to semi melt the glue and the bastard got away. I use the plastic jaws of death traps now.
I caught a pretty big one this morning. It took two glue traps to get it. Once I saw it was caught I smashed it into the glue more with my ratstick and made a rat sandwich with the glue traps. Was gonna make sure that bitch didn’t get away.
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
Sent clones to Annie.
Fun fact. My wife has never ridden a bike. She said her immigrant parents were more concerned with putting food in the table and just never taught her. So in true fashion my wife picks this super ghetto looking chrome beach cruiser. Since everything was closed I ordered it offline. It’s a women’s beach cruiser, but my tiny wife’s vagina couldn’t even fit over the bar. She gave a valiant effort but I could see it wasn’t happenin. All day there were complaints of her “poor vagina”. Hmmmm.

So I took her ghetto chrome cruiser for a spin and felt like big worm in Friday. Even got followed by a cop for a few blocks while on it. Great.

I sent her to buy a new bike today since the stores are kinda? Open again. She came back with a much more (expensive) and size suitable bike. Great.

Oh, and the day before that my 3 1/2 year old daughter got her first bike since her older friend got one. Great.

This is all after my stupid ass bought a new bike too. I think I hate bikes now.
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But my cherry blossoms are blooming. :)
I'm praying for cold weather for the next couple of days. I can't wait!
 

tyler.durden

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I haven't been in this thread for a while, and at this point, I'll never catch up. Just got home from Jewel with as many groceries as I could carry. I had the rudest check out clerk I've ever had at any grocery store, she was new. A tall, slim brunette with a crazy amount of tats. She started packing all my heavy stuff in the thin, free plastic bags. When my boy was young, he referred to them as 'comedy bags' because they would always break carrying them up the stairs, our groceries would tumble down, and he would laugh and laugh. I told her that I won't be using any of those, and I need the thick white ones that are a dime each. She said, 'you could have said that before I packed these', to which I replied, 'you could make your job easier and simply ask each customer which they'd prefer...' That elicited her first eye roll and huff. She rang me up, threw a random number of bags on the groceries, and asked for my money. I said that I'll count it out while she bags my stuff. She then said, 'you're not going to do it?" to which I replied, 'No. That's your job. I did my job, which is to choose the items I want, and pay you for them.' Second eye roll and huff followed. She then proceeded to put heavy item on top of my light items, like cans and jars on top of my bread. I corrected her, "this is not the proper way to pack groceries. Here, let me show you..." I repacked a bag while I narrated why I was doing it in a certain order. She purposely looked away during my tutorial. I asked her to please repack my other bags in kind, and she just stood there staring at me. I just stared back at her. About 30 seconds passed, and I said, 'Do we have a problem? Perhaps we should consult your manager on how best to proceed.' The guy behind my laughed and said, 'Damn!' My clerk then emptied my bags and proceeded to repack them in the exact same erroneous method she originally used. So I unpacked them and repacked them. I said, 'you are not ready for this position, you need to be trained properly.' To which she replied, 'whatever...' I went to the store manager, who I know well, to report her behavior. She apologized, and promised to have a conversation with the clerk. I realize we are all under additional stress during these times, but that is no excuse to treat customers like shit, especially now since there hundreds of out of work folks that would LOVE to have that job. Smh...
 

jerryb73

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I haven't been in this thread for a while, and at this point, I'll never catch up. Just got home from Jewel with as many groceries as I could carry. I had the rudest check out clerk I've ever had at any grocery store, she was new. A tall, slim brunette with a crazy amount of tats. She started packing all my heavy stuff in the thin, free plastic bags. When my boy was young, he referred to them as 'comedy bags' because they would always break carrying them up the stairs, our groceries would tumble down, and he would laugh and laugh. I told her that I won't be using any of those, and I need the thick white ones that are a dime each. She said, 'you could have said that before I packed these', to which I replied, 'you could make your job easier and simply ask each customer which they'd prefer...' That elicited her first eye roll and huff. She rang me up, threw a random number of bags on the groceries, and asked for my money. I said that I'll count it out while she bags my stuff. She then said, 'you're not going to do it?" to which I replied, 'No. That's your job. I did my job, which is to choose the items I want, and pay you for them.' Second eye roll and huff followed. She then proceeded to put heavy item on top of my light items, like cans and jars on top of my bread. I corrected her, "this is not the proper way to pack groceries. Here, let me show you..." I repacked a bag while I narrated why I was doing it in a certain order. She purposely looked away during my tutorial. I asked her to please repack my other bags in kind, and she just stood there staring at me. I just stared back at her. About 30 seconds passed, and I said, 'Do we have a problem? Perhaps we should consult your manager on how best to proceed.' The guy behind my laughed and said, 'Damn!' My clerk then emptied my bags and proceeded to repack them in the exact same erroneous method she originally used. So I unpacked them and repacked them. I said, 'you are not ready for this position, you need to be trained properly.' To which she replied, 'whatever...' I went to the store manager, who I know well, to report her behavior. She apologized, and promised to have a conversation with the clerk. I realize we are all under additional stress during these times, but that is no excuse to treat customers like shit, especially now since there hundreds of out of work folks that would LOVE to have that job. Smh...
Was was getting ready to TLDR ya. But that’s good shit right there. Lol
 

manfredo

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In NY, you can't even get plastic bags in the stores anymore...They outlawed them...I thought it was a national thing but maybe not. So it's bring your own bags, or buy paper bags for 5-10 cents....BUT none of the stores bag groceries currently because of covid...if you want it, you bag it! Which really makes sense to cut down on germs. Most of the cashiers will still help if you have a lotta stuff though, and you want to risk their germs!!
 

Bobby schmeckle

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Shit, if it wasn't a 5 and a half hour drive, I'd offer to come over and do it for ya ...just let me eat whatever you grill after I assemble it...lol
First up on the menu: BBQ'ed duck dick. They JUST fell off.

also bro, I sent those seeds the following day. I sent 15 packs out. 6 arrived and 9 vanished into the ether. I have much more goodness baking up and will resend soooon.
 
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