What did I miss?

Oh, hey folks. What's cooking? I've been hanging out with some old ruminant buddies of mine in a cave in a remote corner of Nowhere, I come back back down and it's like the whole world has gone crazy?
Is there anyone left here I know? Did I miss lunch? How long should you boil an egg for to get a gloopy yoke but firm white?

Hey goat! You should probably go back to your cave! But bring a really long extension cord and plug your phone in to keep us updated about your new cave wall art. I think we're all still here, thank heavens. Lunch can be had at many of the elementary school car pool lanes . You should boil and egg for 6 minutes to achieve a soft boiled effect. According to Google.

Growan said:

Oh, hey folks. What's cooking? I've been hanging out with some old ruminant buddies of mine in a cave in a remote corner of Nowhere, I come back back down and it's like the whole world has gone crazy?
Is there anyone left here I know? Did I miss lunch? How long should you boil an egg for to get a gloopy yoke but firm white?

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Welcome back old goat!

Oh and it rather depends on the egg.

Welcome back... all we had to do was post a picture of a baby goat? Kinda like the bat signal.

SH420

Great seeing you almighty goat. It's been long enough that all Paddy goats must be your kin by now.

Good to meet you, I wandered in here awhile ago and haven't found the door to leave yet (haven't really looked for it though). Cheers.

Decided to fry the eggs. Seems a more honest way of cooking somehow, though less exciting/disappointing. :/

Good to see some old faces and some new.

Sent dick pics to your inbox just so you know it's really me...