What a bold face liar looks like

The Hippy

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Yup lying thru his alcoholic teeth.
Get a facial expert and he'll/she will point out those micro expressions, gestures and pause's as the proof of his demeanor.
You can see he's lying. He regroups. he stumbles...he's lying...I can see that.
 

torontoke

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The skidmark of canadian history being smeared for all the world to see.
This reminds me of when your watching a good movie or show on tv and when its over the next thing on is a canadian show. Its easy to tell the quality is lacking, the cameras seem cheaper the actors less known and so on. I think the rest of the world thinks this way about us as a whole.
If we were a proud truly strong free country we would band together and throw this mistake out of leadership 6months ago.
Its times like these that can make it difficult to be proud of canada.

There should be an emergency ejection shoot under his chair that if enough people vote on something within x amount of hours he gets sent to an island in labrador or something. Going forward we could call it the harper pipeline
 

gb123

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BREAKING — Jon Stewart Going to Canada to Cover Their “Bullshit Mountain” Election
by The Lapine · August 12, 2015


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NEW YORK — America’s most popular political satirist Jon Stewart dropped a bombshell this morning, announcing that he is heading north to host a Canadian version of The Daily Show that will be broadcast from “a rented garage only blocks from Stephen Harper’s mansion.”

(Editor’s Note: Stephen Harper is Canada’s long-standing Prime Minister currently seeking re-election to a fourth term.)

“Canada’s political bullshit mountain is even bullshittier than ours,” the former Daily Show host told ABC’s Good Morning America while wearing a Toronto Blue Jays baseball cap.



“Don’t get me wrong. I love Canadians…they’re like us only they put gravy and these cheese turds on their fries, and they don’t carry guns when they go to buy tube socks at Walmart.”

“But I’ve got to say that some weird stuff is going on up there right now…like creepy ooga booga boogie man kinda stuff.”

“It’s like Canada can’t decide whether to be more and more like the U.S. or, you know, sane.”

“Canada used to be such a nice country.”



U.S. broadcaster Comedy Central and Canadian re-broadcaster The Comedy Network confirmed this morning that Stewart’s “The Daily Show From Canada” will air in both countries, according to the New York Times online edition.

The Times is also reporting that Stewart’s famous “Best Fucking News Team Ever” is joining the show in temporarily relocating to Canada but will be referred to as the “Best Frigging News Team Ever” to meet Canadian broadcasting standards and avoid offending anyone at all.

“Ted Cruz was born in Canada — not Canadians’ fault — but there must be something in the beer or water up there,” said Stewart

“Yeah, Teddie boy is a fear mongerer but when it comes to scaring the shit out of people, he’s just an econo pack of Stephen Harper lite. An amateur, I tell ya’.”



“Stephen Harper was only 12 when Ted was born but Harper’s listed on the birth certificate as Godfather…explain that one.”

“So their election is in October and I’ll be broadcasting every night from Ottawa unless Prime Minister Harper invites me on his campaign jet — subject to a security background check and cavity body searches of course.”

(Editor’s Note: Ottawa is the capital city of Canada.)

Prime Minister Harper is currently campaigning north of the Arctic Circle and was unreachable for comment.

Dan LeHomme
Reportering for The Lapine
 

The Hippy

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He's north of the arctic right now eh ??? Ok ....time for hell to freeze over....I'm gonna order from an LP first thing in the morning. Maybe his tiny alcoholic mind will get so cold his brain will crack like frozen glass in boiling water.....oooo I'm getting excited.
An LP order.........That outta get hell freezing up before he can get out....sweet plan via the Hippy's superior mind.
 
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