Weirdest Thing You Have Eaten while Stoned

what is the most random thing you have eaten while having the munchies?


last night i opened a can of sliced olives and ate them with Parmesan cheese.

what really hits the spot for you guys when medicated?

i was 13, high off my ass off some mid grade shit, nothing in the fridge but scraps, i put a piece of bologna, a piece of cheese. and then put ketchup and mustard on it, rolled it up and ate it. i gag thinking about it now but then and only then was it DAMN good

Olive bread toasted with cream cheese and pickles...or some unknown unidentifiable sushi bar menu item

doritos with mustard and a cold hot dog with hot sauce

macaroni and cheese with tuna fish mixed in and ketchup

peanut butter and jelly sandwich with garlic and pork rinds on the sandwich

anything cold directly from the fridge. cold leftovers, cold steak,cold chicken. Ive even eaten chicken bones because I thought the marrow would be good.

Spaghetti with ranch, ketch-up and hot sauce.


The funny thing is, alot of the shit I eat when I'm super stoned would normally give me the runs and hurt my stomach. When I'm stoned I rarely get an upset stomach.

I got really stoned with a bunch of my buddies back in highschool and we ordered a pizza from dominoes with everything. Literally everything. Pineapple anchovie, green and black olive, pepper, sausage, pepperoni, tomato, garlic, broccoli, chicken, pulled pork, onion, and god knows what else the pizza was legit like 2 inches thick with toppings. It was the best $45(the normal large cheese is $20) ever spent on a single pizza and you had to eat it with a fork lol.

Shit would probably make me puke if i ate it again but that day it was the best tasting pizza in the universe.

Also another time got high at my neighbors and we each had a giant bowl (like a salad serving bowl) and we filled em up with oreos and milk and ate it with those gigantic serving spoons. Less interesting than the pizza but it was the funniest looking meal ive ever had lol

lol I guess I was about 15 and I decided it was a good idea to chug a litre of maple syrup!!

ExDex1x1 said:

Also another time got high at my neighbors and we each had a giant bowl (like a salad serving bowl) and we filled em up with oreos and milk and ate it with those gigantic serving spoons. Less interesting than the pizza but it was the funniest looking meal ive ever had lol

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^ ultimate oreo cereal had that! hehe

I watched a dude eat an entire box of Capt Crunch - Dry !
He couldn't talk for three days cause the inside of his mouth was so torn up.

Banana foster creame filled donut with bacon on top!!! Mmmmm fuck it I'm about to do that again tonight. Nastiest was a dry brick of ramen noodles dumping the chicken flavoring on them and eating it!! Yuck

GreatwhiteNorth said:

I watched a dude eat an entire box of Capt Crunch - Dry !
He couldn't talk for three days cause the inside of his mouth was so torn up.

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I can't eat fruit loops without a milk pre-soak for a few minutes for the same reason lol!

lol some deli sandwich or something?

oh and lol not weird but whole box of lil debbies

always has to be something cold and crunchy.

or spicey.

puffntuff said:

Banana foster creame filled donut with bacon on top!!! Mmmmm fuck it I'm about to do that again tonight. Nastiest was a dry brick of ramen noodles dumping the chicken flavoring on them and eating it!! Yuck

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Yeah, dry ramen noodles are better WITHOUT the seasoning packet poured on them...lol...And anyone seen Denny's Bacon Sundae? Vanilla ice cream, bacon, and maple syrup....My girl saw the commercial and was all like "That actually sounds good"

Bologna, roast beef, peanut butter, jelly, strawberry syrup, chocolate syrup, and crushed doritos between two pieces of deli bread about 8" long.

Needless to say; it was godly.

-mashed potatoes with chocolate milk cuz had no regular milk

-frozen pizza that was not fully cooked cuz we were too hungry to wait, was very doughy and soggy

-made this fantastic pasta sauce that i could never recreate, the special ingredient was a squeeze of orange. It was this creamy, hint of orange pasta sauce.

1 week old expired chicken. I couldnt help myself it was in the fridge and I knew exactly what I was getting into. I just covered the weird taste with more Tapatio.

When I was working on the big island one night me and some coworkers got wasted on crown and coke then went down to the beach with butter knifes scraping opihis off the rocks and eating them. This was pretty difficult especially when drunk and almost pitch dark walking on sharp lava rocks lol . Opihis are a shell fish that live on the rocks and taste great . Woke up the next day and my feet were shredded. We were all wearing rubber slippers.

KevinSmith said:

lol I guess I was about 15 and I decided it was a good idea to chug a litre of maple syrup!!

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haha man when i went to my friends cabin in wrightwood we got so high we had a maple chugging contest.. sad thing is i won...the next morning i threw it all up. haha it was gross.

Pussy, it was hard to concentrate.