Weed breath with a chick....

fuck gum man....or man i should rather say...yeah puffedpuff...specially if it's some other dudes jiz....or your dads....and the worst part of it is that you actually recignize the smell of your daddy's manjuice =0!
 
Actualy soundwise our words contain pronounciations that are similar to japanese and greek mixed with lits of russian R's and israeli throat clearing.

Sis is when you kiss your granmother happy birthday and she gives you tongue.
 
well there would be two heads on that j, ever thought about what how she felt about your breath lol....probably worst than hers...
 
lololololol....seconds that man....gravy my man, i like that drink you mentioning will definitely write that shit down! plus combined with maybe a citrus-y weed in that J you mentioned.....mmm...mmm...mmmmm! fuck, anc dude, i rate there are quite a lot'f SA's on this site hey?



There you go. I'd like to go to South Afrika. I hear Sun City is the shit. Or was...
 
fuck gum man....or man i should rather say...yeah puffedpuff...specially if it's some other dudes jiz....or your dads....and the worst part of it is that you actually recignize the smell of your daddy's manjuice =0!

I was talking about after she slobs on your knob NEwB! haha Ive never smelt another mans jiz and if i did I do believe that dude who be severelllyyyy sorry
 
fuck sun city man, that's like me knowing bout your guys (assuming you are American) one good theme park or something....sun city's really just filled with a lot f queers now hey =) rather come to SA for our pot, like a weed tourism thing, ha! but come to Cape town man, got a lot of beaches (females and landscapes) plus a fuck load of awsome weed!!.... and other bud, our pronunciations of a also really fucked cuz half the time we say it the american way and other like...um...the dutch? I really think bout that shit cuz Im in a bad, and would love to make misic 100% for SA's but would also like to possibly hit american mainstream, so Im still deciding to sing with a south african a, or american....
 
I was talking about after she slobs on your knob NEwB! haha Ive never smelt another mans jiz and if i did I do believe that dude who be severelllyyyy sorry

Oh! dude....What if I were a christian....then I wouldnt know wht you were talking bout...lololololol....okay, well lets do the smart thing and just leave religion out'f it...
 
fuck sun city man, that's like me knowing bout your guys (assuming you are American) one good theme park or something....sun city's really just filled with a lot f queers now hey =) rather come to SA for our pot, like a weed tourism thing, ha! but come to Cape town man, got a lot of beaches (females and landscapes) plus a fuck load of awsome weed!!.... and other bud, our pronunciations of a also really fucked cuz half the time we say it the american way and other like...um...the dutch? I really think bout that shit cuz Im in a bad, and would love to make misic 100% for SA's but would also like to possibly hit american mainstream, so Im still deciding to sing with a south african a, or american....

1 good theme park?
this is america.

we have more than 1 of everything.
 
We went to Sun City last year or the year before... its pretty but its all fake...
We even got to stay in the realy nice room, some people from brittish tobacco cancelled their stay too late so we got to take their rooms for free, we just had to fly there... (my wife is in the travel industry).

I think appart from the Boland and Cape Town I only like Knysna and Plettenberg Bay, oh and Durban is pretty nice too, but the sea sand isn't white there and they have a bit of a crime and bad element problem...
 
fuck sun city man, that's like me knowing bout your guys (assuming you are American) one good theme park or something....sun city's really just filled with a lot f queers now hey =) rather come to SA for our pot, like a weed tourism thing, ha! but come to Cape town man, got a lot of beaches (females and landscapes) plus a fuck load of awsome weed!!.... and other bud, our pronunciations of a also really fucked cuz half the time we say it the american way and other like...um...the dutch? I really think bout that shit cuz Im in a bad, and would love to make misic 100% for SA's but would also like to possibly hit american mainstream, so Im still deciding to sing with a south african a, or american....

im assuming south african is like British? I could be wrong im just going off the history of the place.

...but hey I say be original and go SA. We have plenty of americans trying to sing so a SA would be nice to throw into the mix =]
 
Yep, considering the low cost of weed over here we could make a tonne of tourism bucks from weed tours...

I would say we are pretty much the opposite of the british....

Alot more vibrant.

Sure you stand a chance to be a victim of crime, but my wife's boss got mugged from spain to turkey... its just the state of the world we live in.
I'm well on my way to 40 and have never been mugged nor ever seen anyone get mugged.

Please don't do the fake accent... i loved Charlize Theron, befoer she made up a new pronounication for her surname and put on the fake US accent... even when she did a local TV interview...

P.S. I'm also getting back into the music thing... I'm a classical trained guitarist who hung up my axe for 10 years, and now have been playing again for about 6 months... (mostly rock and instrumental stuff I compose myself) probably won't ever go commercial... my dad was a drummer all his life... lets just say its no way to raise a family.
 
wow thanks for that man....was thinking that too...."1 good theme park?
this is america." exactly the point I was implying....well we tehnically belonged to the brit's a long while back but i dont know, like the guy said, we're a weird ass mix of culture....all my musical influence is american, cuz ther aint really one punk rock bacd in SA that suits my taste....but the only thing that you guys would actually pick up in my accent would be that i pronounce my a's like the opposite of the american way of saying tamato....you get what i'm saying? i dont really have that russion sounding r lolol
 
fuck sun city man, that's like me knowing bout your guys (assuming you are American) one good theme park or something....sun city's really just filled with a lot f queers now hey =) rather come to SA for our pot, like a weed tourism thing, ha! but come to Cape town man, got a lot of beaches (females and landscapes) plus a fuck load of awsome weed!!.... and other bud, our pronunciations of a also really fucked cuz half the time we say it the american way and other like...um...the dutch? I really think bout that shit cuz Im in a bad, and would love to make misic 100% for SA's but would also like to possibly hit american mainstream, so Im still deciding to sing with a south african a, or american....



Im just scared they're gonna stone my black ass as I walk down the street with my wife.
 
hahahahahahaha! that'll never happen man...i think theres more chance of that happening in texas or something than over here....well there is still a lot of racial tensions, so give it five years....then we'd be fucking A
 
Oh god no, blacks rule the place now... you'd be more than under the rader then...

lots of multiracial couples here too..

If you want good stuff about 6 ZAR a gram, (about 60 US cents) in small scale.
I pay about 20 dollars for abaggie the size of two bank bags...

Whn I was young we used to buy it by the arm (yep a brick sized packet in newspaper) for about $3
 
im not saying you'll get stoned, lololol but rather that it would be a better experience after that time.....cuz maybe when Nelson (mandela) passes thely' decriminalise weed here....
 
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