Weed and Airport security

dude, I'd never be brave enough to bring it through airport security!!

The Oakland airport authorities said that they wouldn't do anything if you have medical marijuana in your bags and they wouldn't alert the arriving airport. San Francisco and LAX have a hands off policy too.

kiss-ass Is this what the air line want us to do just in order to carry our meds with us? What about medical need in the sky? Who will be first to offer special accommodations for MM patients? There shoul be a a room with one seat as to not turn getting high while your high into social gathering in the middle of the isle. lol

stupidest thing to do ever....i know from a close friend...

Got caught at airport security going from Canada to the US at Pearson airport.
Got a random pat-down. Joints were in the waist band of my pants. I'm over 50 and really straight looking.

Screener got all uptight.

Cops laughed at it. 3 Joints in Canada isn't worth shit!

US CUSTOMS-Holy Fuck-tore my luggage apart. Screen me every time I cross the border. Now I will not attempt that again. Plus-every time I cross, I need to count on at least an hour at US Customs.

Pisses the Mrs off pretty well. She thinks I should have taped it somewhere else.

small vacuum sealed bag. make sure the outside is untouched with weed resin hands though. also make sure the vacuum sealed bag is airtight. put it in shampoo or conditioner.

personally i strongly advise against it. weed just smells too strong and takes up too much volume. better off growing some of the best shit yourself in a legal state. seeds are easy to smuggle though.

Jivin004 said:

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please, record my ip. would greatly throw anyone off cause i use some one elses internet connection because they dont know how to secure it. even better than using a proxy. and if feds did do anything, i think the community would be pretty pissed off if they busted a cancer patient and his/her caregiver who follows state law. also only 1 patient, ppl with several patients are just asking for trouble. law enforcement could give a shit less about my small operation which they would never even find cause i dont do it at my house. i do it in a warehouse room that i rent, and theres no way they could find that cause my name isnt even on the lease.

I had a friend one time tell me that you could do it with a tube of tooth paste. Apparently the inside of a tooth past tube is lined with aluminum. He said to slit the side of the tube and slide in your wrapped up package(needs to be wrapped very well as you'll need to rinse off the outside of it upon arrival to destination), roll up the tube like it's been used and put it your luggage. I would never do this, nor do I condone anyone doing this. Especially in the United States.

I smuggled a small bag (about a gram) in my grundle once. I imagine my duck butter scent through off any dogs in the area.

whn was last tym u passed thru successfully? thx!

Cant you swallow a pack of seeds to get them through security then shit them out, clones I think would be harder to get through security but what about seeds

not a good idea airport security has gotten more advanced in 2012 with the introduction of residue sampling machine and pads for your hands and such...

dress nice, i prefer casually nice, suitjacket, nice shirt, nice jeans.
nice haircut and well shaved.
walk confidently, be relaxed. friendly and polite.

the only notice you will get is smiles.

shabby, unshaved, sorta more teenclothes (some chinastyle shirt), hesitant, paranoid and insecure. (plus i had malaria, though mostly recovered)
got stopped at 3 airports and checked.

at the last one, i even got checked by the dog three times, the guy couldnt believe the dog didnt smell anything (fucksakes im gonna get anything, with malaria in a strange city lol)

exact same airport and travelling neat as in the topmost description, not even a glance at me.

we live in a pretty shallow society, its pretty easy to take advantage of it. if you look allright, people tend to think you are, if you look like you belong, people tend to think you are.

i agree, dress nice, remain calm and plan it out - last time i snuck an 1/8th in my sandwich haha i wrapped it up really tight and put it in the middle of my bag

I traveled from Washington DC to NYC once. Wasn't going to go without my favorite herbal supplement. I put a bud in cellophane, wrapped it in saran wrap, put it in a condom and inserted it into my girly parts, thinking it'd look like a tampon if I got scanned. Sure enough, I did get scanned. I about peed my pants when I had to walk through the body scanner. Went through unscathed. I found out later their scanners couldn't see inside body cavities. This was in the summer of 2010. I wouldn't recommend this now, though, as I read a news story somewhere that their scanners are now more advanced and can see inside body cavities for this exact reason. People have gotten sneakier and they had to advance with the times. I wouldn't even attempt it now.

I've done it several times in the last few years and have a friend that's a travelling salesman and takes it with him all the time. I would never do it on an international flight, only within the US.

One point is to not make unnecessary eye contact with the security personnel. They are trained to look for people who are looking for them. Just act like they aren't there.

Second, vacuum seal it if you can. Smell will get you busted faster than anything. I vacuum seal it and then either put it under my nuts or between my buttcheeks. After I make it through security, I hit the bathroom and move it to my pocket.

I'm firmly against the body scanners and haven't been forced to deal with that yet but if I am then I will opt out. I'll make the TSA agents earn their money.

I'm flying from Tijuana to Cancun and I wanna know what's the best way to get weed through a MEXICAN airport that's flying domestically and what does weed look like under an airport xray?

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Took five jays in a cigarette box with two cigaretos left over. Wrapped it with an old plastic bag and put it my bath pack which I placed in my luggage. Didn't give it much thought but did check the bag rather than taking it trough security. Took a domestic flight to Florida with no questions asked this Month. Probably a good idea to vacuum seal if possible but no trouble the way I did it.