win something?!?!
american...you've just won...an old country! filled with angry old people, mad at what their angry old fathers did so long ago they can't even remember what it was about!
but wait, there's more: you'll also get a decade of sending your sons and fathers to occupy a dusty foreign shithole. complete with people so whacked out of their puny, religious minds they have absolutely no regard for your life, their life or the life of their family members!
what have we won again?