Walked into a bar the other day..

Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by Aegean, Jun 1, 2017.


    Aegean Member

    Walked into a bar the other day.. It hurt.. But anyway, there was a menu above the bar which read:

    Sandwiches £1.50
    Bottle of Beer £2.90
    Hand Jobs: £5
    Blowjobs: £10
    Full Sex: £30

    Whilst I was reading the menu, a stunning looking lady bartender appeared. "Can I get you anything?" she asked. "Yes please I said! Are you the lady that gives the hand jobs?". With a stringy look, "I am" she replied. "Well wash your hands" I said, "I want sandwich!"

    fibba Member

    thank you, i needed that laugh
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    Mister J New Member

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