Walked into a bar the other day.. It hurt.. But anyway, there was a menu above the bar which read: Sandwiches £1.50 Bottle of Beer £2.90 Hand Jobs: £5 Blowjobs: £10 Full Sex: £30 Whilst I was reading the menu, a stunning looking lady bartender appeared. "Can I get you anything?" she asked. "Yes please I said! Are you the lady that gives the hand jobs?". With a stringy look, "I am" she replied. "Well wash your hands" I said, "I want sandwich!"