Stoney McFried
Well-Known Member
Well.... after 11 years together, my old man, the guy who paid for gay porn and hid it, whose search histories included transsexuals, gayfriendfinder,etc, became addicted to Clash of Kings, fell into a roleplaying romance, and left me. For a chick. Not with a dick. Surprised to say the least. He's down in Cali meeting the little homewrecker this week; here's to hoping she has a huge vagina just riddled with Herpagonasyphilaids.
He left in May, tried to come back the next day, but in that time I had found his secret phone messages that explained his shady behavior. I showed them to him and threw him out.The whole time he played his game for hours a day, he ignored his kid.... now he's with a woman who has four. He says she loves to cook and clean. I guess he was looking for a better mommy to him than I was, lol.
Like all stupid parents, I stayed with him for the sake of our kid long after the love was gone-the sex ended about 5 years ago, but I was still pleasuring him orally in the interest of keeping the peace. So after not being touched by another adult with affection for about five years, I am a little scared that I have forgotten how to kiss properly, or that I might blow the guy's balls of with years of pent up orgasms. And I am simply too fucking tired of shit to go through another disappointing relationship.
Don't get me wrong- I can be a cunt sometimes, but I've never lied about that. I've never cheated on anyone, no matter how bad shit got, and expect the same. What pisses me off is the sneaky way he was doing shit, and the way some little bitch was willing to hear his one sided story and not respect the boundaries of a relationship in order to get herself a man. She was married too, so when this all went down I made a helpful call to her husband and destroyed her social media. What fun! When you can't punch somebody, spam their facebook and destroy their game account.
Being single is a good thing that you don't realize until you are single. W0he a situation is in the past instead of your present, you can look at it more objectively and realize how stupid you were to stay in it as long as you did.
When you've felt unattractive and unwanted for such a long time, it's a pleasant surprise that when you venture out into the world, people mistake you for your 18 year old daughter's twin sister, and tell you quite frankly that if they weren't themselves faithfully married they would follow you around like an intact tomcat after a queen in heat. (FYI queen is the term for female cat)
Point is, I guess, If you keep your head down all the time, you miss a lot of what's there around you.
He left in May, tried to come back the next day, but in that time I had found his secret phone messages that explained his shady behavior. I showed them to him and threw him out.The whole time he played his game for hours a day, he ignored his kid.... now he's with a woman who has four. He says she loves to cook and clean. I guess he was looking for a better mommy to him than I was, lol.
Like all stupid parents, I stayed with him for the sake of our kid long after the love was gone-the sex ended about 5 years ago, but I was still pleasuring him orally in the interest of keeping the peace. So after not being touched by another adult with affection for about five years, I am a little scared that I have forgotten how to kiss properly, or that I might blow the guy's balls of with years of pent up orgasms. And I am simply too fucking tired of shit to go through another disappointing relationship.
Don't get me wrong- I can be a cunt sometimes, but I've never lied about that. I've never cheated on anyone, no matter how bad shit got, and expect the same. What pisses me off is the sneaky way he was doing shit, and the way some little bitch was willing to hear his one sided story and not respect the boundaries of a relationship in order to get herself a man. She was married too, so when this all went down I made a helpful call to her husband and destroyed her social media. What fun! When you can't punch somebody, spam their facebook and destroy their game account.
Being single is a good thing that you don't realize until you are single. W0he a situation is in the past instead of your present, you can look at it more objectively and realize how stupid you were to stay in it as long as you did.
When you've felt unattractive and unwanted for such a long time, it's a pleasant surprise that when you venture out into the world, people mistake you for your 18 year old daughter's twin sister, and tell you quite frankly that if they weren't themselves faithfully married they would follow you around like an intact tomcat after a queen in heat. (FYI queen is the term for female cat)
Point is, I guess, If you keep your head down all the time, you miss a lot of what's there around you.
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