Viking Funeral for my plant

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potpimp

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Miss "Mary Jane" Simpson died today of complications. She was 82 days old. She is survived by her grower, PotPimp, her 5 sisters the "Blueberry quints" and two lesbian lovers "Big Bud" Smith and "Big Bud" Jones. Miss Simpson spent the first 36 days of her life just "vegging" as she would say. The rest was spent in 12/12 flowering under the HPS tanning lamp. She loved horticulture and taking long walks into the soil. A viking funeral is planned for 4:20 pm on Valentines day, after drying and curing. Mr. PotPimp says he plans to burn her body "a little at the time".
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May the ganja gods welcome her with grace and glory into the garden of weeden.
 
moment of silence then broken by kochabs bong...........
i thought she would wanna be remembered this way. lol

kochab then passes bong around the circle.
can we see those dirty pictures of her, that you have been keeping, now?
 
miggzeh said:
Nice but a bit girly.

I find a nice Long island iced tea or ferrari jack goes well with a bong.
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girly? your being verrry undude. It's just a nice drink to chill on, I love em, somthin about em getts u more relaxed and laid back then other drinks, and i make em with alot of vodka.

I'd say a long island iced tea is more girly only people i see at the bars drinkin those are chicks or those homo...i meen metrosexual's.
 
Dubbuh said:
girly? your being verrry undude. It's just a nice drink to chill on, I love em, somthin about em getts u more relaxed and laid back then other drinks, and i make em with alot of vodka.

I'd say a long island iced tea is more girly only people i see at the bars drinkin those are chicks or those homo...i meen metrosexual's.
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hehe

Long islands are very storng and manly if they are made properly (5 spirit measures before the S&S and Coke).

I should have actually said, a bit girly when you order them in a bar, extra Vodka in a home made will make it a real drink so I take it back ;)
 
hey PP love the first post.....she had a great life, and will now live on in memory and wafts of sweet potent smoke! walk on man!
 
Five minutes after this pic was taken I was buzzing really well - not from the drink but from the bud. The drink was just to help take care of the cotton mouth. :)
 
good job man. did you just leave that plant standing there to dry or was it hung upside down? I generally trinm all my fan leaves off before drying too, makes things a bit easier.....
 
I snipped off a couple of the lower branches then thought WTF am I doing??? So I hung it upside down in my shed where it's nice and cool and dry. I've got the two branches drying inside.
 
potpimp said:
I snipped off a couple of the lower branches then thought WTF am I doing??? So I hung it upside down in my shed where it's nice and cool and dry. I've got the two branches drying inside.
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i have half of one trimmed and hanging in my grow op. its too stinky to put in the house. lol
 
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