CoAcHrOaCh
Well-Known Member
So I need to get my wife a naughty b'day gift (I already got the nice one)...any suggestions?
How about a 3 foot - double headed dinosaur dildo with stirrups in black of course
Anyway, shows us some pictures of whatever you decide on![]()
No no no. Good grief. If she doesn't have anything start with lingerie. It'll get her moving towards the freaky side without being too overwhelming.
Oh just get her a travel iron. cn
I believe this would also result in an attack...happy wife happy life ya know
V-Day = vagina day
When I was a young pup, relatively ignorant in women, I bought my GF a crockpot for Xmas. She didn't say anything ,but her friend read me the riot act because it wasn't romantic. And I thought it was a good gift because it was useful!
a penis enlargment, the kind where u use a bike pump. She'll love pumpin you up