urine storage for later use

soo... i am in a low level treatment class where, in a 10 week period i will be tested 3 times, and my main question is can i store urine in the fridge for later use? it is a standard dipstick test and all they have me do is go in a dixie cup(no temp strip on it), throw the dipstick in and wait for the result. i figure as long as i ace bandage the bottle to my leg and get it noticeably warm will week old or so urine look and smell right enough for a test? no one watches me go or anything like that. im mean honestly, i could probably just use some hot water and food coloring but i would feel more secure using actual urine as to not alert to the smell. any advice would be greatly appreciated. thank you.

why not just not smoke for 10 weeks?

sunni said:

why not just not smoke for 10 weeks?

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i can see what you mean. but thats not actually advice on what i asked. i do appreciate you blase' inquiry though. but bottom line is because i dont want to. but will if i have to. any experienced advice on my question would be appreciated

everyone has a friend who doesn't smoke. ask them for that creepy favor...........

NnthStTrls said:

everyone has a friend who doesn't smoke. ask them for that creepy favor...........

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yes i have someone lined up for the job. my main concern is the storage of urine in the fridge and how long it can be used for after that. as i had said to the comment above, any experienced advice on my question is appreciated. but thank you for even looking at my post.

try an internet search, I JUST DID AND FOUND NUMEROUS ANSWERS

OUTDOOR FARMER said:

try an internet search, I JUST DID AND FOUND NUMEROUS ANSWERS

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as did i before i decided to ask here. most of the answers i got did not fit the specific description of my inquiry. they were muddled with answers of "no" mainly because of the temperature that it has to come out. in my case there is no temp strip, just a dixie cup. and thinking back i have actually done this before for a job and all i did was hang a bottle of urine from a fishing line on my belt loop down to my leg and it even fooled the lab as far as temp goes. the technician tried to say i may need to give more of a sample but i told her to deal with it and of course she didnt push for anymore. she is just a piss nurse so im sure she hated her job as i would too. as stated in my question, my main concern is the storage of urine in the fridge and use after that. i dont want to ask my boy for a fresh bottle every week considering i am getting tested 3 times over a 10 week period. that would be alot of useless collection of urine. on the internet is said that urine stored in the fridge is good for 2-3 days but i cant see that as true for some reason. im am just seeing if there was anyone that has gone through a similar situation so that i can compare and bounce ideas. i think i will just run some experiments for myself. thank you for your advice though

I can tell you if you store it in the fridge it will take on a ammonia smell and small particles will drop out of solution

Mayabe the frezzer will work better, but the particles will still drop out of solution , mayabe you could filter it ??



I have given 100% warm water many times with dip stick tests / 1 cup testers / and lab tests , They will have questions with the lab test but the instant type tests are fine
I would be very woried about them sudenly changing testing types and procedures -

I'm not trying to be judgmental, but if you can't stay clean for an upcoming toxicology screen you have bigger problems.

itsraininbuds said:

yes i have someone lined up for the job. my main concern is the storage of urine in the fridge and how long it can be used for after that. as i had said to the comment above, any experienced advice on my question is appreciated. but thank you for even looking at my post.

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if you bottle it when it is fresh, in a clean glass or heavy plastic jug, you should be able to keep piss in the fridge for some time.

just dont put it next to the apple juice.

LIBERTYCHICKEN said:

I can tell you if you store it in the fridge it will take on a ammonia smell and small particles will drop out of solution

Mayabe the frezzer will work better, but the particles will still drop out of solution , mayabe you could filter it ??



I have given 100% warm water many times with dip stick tests / 1 cup testers / and lab tests , They will have questions with the lab test but the instant type tests are fine
I would be very woried about them sudenly changing testing types and procedures -

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the stank and precipitates are a result of not sealing it up and chillin it down when its FRESH.

cant let the bacto get to work on your whizz or youre just making stankjuice.

you gotta save it in an airtight container and chill it quick or it will get nasty cloudy and funky.

alternately if you wish to make Jenkem, then by all means Jenk away.

You don't have to store it long term. Have them top you up with some fresh stuff every few every week. Desperate times call for desperate measures and such.

Buy some fake piss man......stores for a very long time. Don't even need to keep it in the fridge

NnthStTrls said:

You don't have to store it long term. Have them top you up with some fresh stuff every few every week. Desperate times call for desperate measures and such.

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once you pop the top on a frosty cold refreshing SINGLE SERVING bottle of piss, you cannot just Top It Off,

after each serving of piss is "dispensed" from the tap into it's jar you must seal it, store it, and then use it.



when it comes out of your dick, piss is almost sterile, but when exposed to Oxygen, bacterium get to work making your fresh squeezed Country Time Human-ade into Stank Juice.

each time you tap a kidney, you must save the piss in it's own bottle, seal it up and chill it down, otheriwse you may as well just fill your house with Soiled Bum Mattresses, and the runoff from the alley behind a bar in San Francisco.

Dr Kynes said:

once you pop the top on a frosty cold refreshing SINGLE SERVING bottle of piss, you cannot just Top It Off,

after each serving of piss is "dispensed" from the tap into it's jar you must seal it, store it, and then use it.




when it comes out of your dick, piss is almost sterile, but when exposed to Oxygen, bacterium get to work making your fresh squeezed Country Time Human-ade into Stank Juice.

each time you tap a kidney, you must save the piss in it's own bottle, seal it up and chill it down, otheriwse you may as well just fill your house with Soiled Bum Mattresses, and the runoff from the alley behind a bar in San Francisco.

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hahaha. good advice and common sense. thanks bro

qwizoking said:

Buy some fake piss man......stores for a very long time. Don't even need to keep it in the fridge

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thats true. i was actually thinking of taking a ride down to the head shop to check that shit out this weekend. much appreciated.

NnthStTrls said:

You don't have to store it long term. Have them top you up with some fresh stuff every few every week. Desperate times call for desperate measures and such.

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i like your thinking...

Dr Kynes said:

the stank and precipitates are a result of not sealing it up and chillin it down when its FRESH.

cant let the bacto get to work on your whizz or youre just making stankjuice.

you gotta save it in an airtight container and chill it quick or it will get nasty cloudy and funky.

alternately if you wish to make Jenkem, then by all means Jenk away.

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haha aww gross. i just wiki'd jenkem. thats crazy!

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