Um I am in trouble

MrNotorious

MrNotorious

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Well before I even made this thread I was almost positive I was staying. Now here is the next question.... What do I do come harvest and I cant blow my own damn trees?
 
lvjay702

lvjay702

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if you cant puff then stick that shit in a jar, and let it cure for however long and fire it up when all the drama has passed. Or sell it
 
lvjay702

lvjay702

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Also, as far as wanting to move, you need to handle this shit first. I was in a situation where i left state before I even had a court date and now I got a warrant out and could be facing some pretty serious charges, it aint worth it!
 
MrNotorious

MrNotorious

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With an original charge for possession of 2g and second charge for altering urine sample. I am going to stay but what am I looking at strapped down wise?
 
Microdizzey

Microdizzey

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i doubt you're going to jail man. they'll probably just give an extended, more strict probation.

busted for 2g's? lol what state are you in?
usually the cops here just take your shit and give you a ticket. and if you're under 18 you gotta call mommy and daddy to tell them how bad you are for smoking a plant.
 
MrNotorious

MrNotorious

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MrNotorious said:
Well a while ago I got busted for 2 grams (yeah weak). I used the whizinator and i got caught with it. This was of course a violation of probation. If i just packed my stuff and moved to a diff state and said fuck em what would happen?
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I was reading through some pretty old threads of mine...

I thought I would inform everyone that my lawyer owned the shit out of my probation officer who caught me and got me off... THEY EVEN HAD THE WHIZINATOR...

Before trial, everyone working for the state was laughing, pointing & chatting about how stupid I was for pleading not guilty...

So my PO is on the stand being questioned and wow did my layer own the piss out of hm. The most memorable part was my lawyer asking how he knew urine was in the bladder of the Whizinator. He replied by saying "that's what it's for & it was yellow."

My lawyer asked where he was trained for the exact use of the Whizinator and of course he replied with "I have not been trained on the exact use."

Following this my lawyer asks if he smelled urine coming from the device, he replied with "no". My lawyer then asks if he touched it, again "no". Here's where it gets good... "Well I surely hope you did not taste it?" I almost pissed my pants!!!

After I was found not guilty ( how I do not know) my old PO was like "BTW YOUR OVERDUE FOR A URINE ANALYSIS".

HALARIOUS
 
fukdapolice

fukdapolice

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MrNotorious said:
I was reading through some pretty old threads of mine...

I thought I would inform everyone that my lawyer owned the shit out of my probation officer who caught me and got me off... THEY EVEN HAD THE WHIZINATOR...

Before trial, everyone working for the state was laughing, pointing & chatting about how stupid I was for pleading not guilty...

So my PO is on the stand being questioned and wow did my layer own the piss out of hm. The most memorable part was my lawyer asking how he knew urine was in the bladder of the Whizinator. He replied by saying "that's what it's for & it was yellow."

My lawyer asked where he was trained for the exact use of the Whizinator and of course he replied with "I have not been trained on the exact use."

Following this my lawyer asks if he smelled urine coming from the device, he replied with "no". My lawyer then asks if he touched it, again "no". Here's where it gets good... "Well I surely hope you did not taste it?" I almost pissed my pants!!!

After I was found not guilty ( how I do not know) my old PO was like "BTW YOUR OVERDUE FOR A URINE ANALYSIS".

HALARIOUS
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that dude is awesome
 
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