TRUE Story - I ALMOST died from smoking weed

ZenOne · Jan 9, 2012

0calli said:
HAHA THIS SHIT IS SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS LOL

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[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"] The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.
I just gave my girlfriend a strawberry shortcake .
buy strawberry shortcake mugs & shirts
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[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"] A dessert consisting usually of a small yellow cake covered with strawberrys and icing.
I had Strawberry Shortcake after dinner tonight. And then I fucked your mom.[/TD]

Hahahah!

+rep

jonblaze420 · Jan 9, 2012

ganjames said:
no, the point is to spit loud so she's like "why the fuck would you..."

BAM! CUM SHOT TO THE FACE!

No I don't think that was the point of the reference you gave me.

ganjames · Jan 9, 2012

jonblaze420 said:
No I don't think that was the point of the reference you gave me.

BAM! CUM SHOT TO THE FACE!

Alright fuck this shit it's 420, i'm packing up my shit and calling a cab... time to go home and take some rips.

jonblaze420 · Jan 9, 2012

ganjames said:
BAM! CUM SHOT TO THE FACE!

Alright fuck this shit it's 420, i'm packing up my shit and calling a cab... time to go home and take some rips.

I think it's about that time.

jonblaze420 · Jan 9, 2012

Who calls a cab to get home from work?

Answer: Ganjames

ganjames · Jan 9, 2012

ganjames never drinks and drives..

I've been home for like an hour though lol.

jonblaze420 · Jan 9, 2012

ganjames said:
ganjames never drinks and drives..

I've been home for like an hour though lol.

Cool man. How do you get to work?

I'm making hot buttered bhang tonight. Check out my thread. I hope it's good.

ganjames · Jan 9, 2012

drove there, got too drunk, called a cab after work to take me home.

now i'm pissed because I want to go get chicken nuggets.

jonblaze420 · Jan 9, 2012

I just got a deep fryer. Nuggets sound good.

ganjames · Jan 9, 2012

spicy nuggets fries and a root beer

jonblaze420 · Jan 9, 2012

ganjames said:
spicy nuggets fries and a root beer

A root beer? Are you pregnant?

sativa1973 · Jan 9, 2012

Glad you figured it out instead of blaming the herb!!! My old Dalmatian use to steal my stash if left on the table, also he would knock beers off the table just so he could have it! crazy fucker, but i still miss that mean banger boy bandit!!! he was a partying dog for sure!!!!!

ganjames · Jan 9, 2012

no but I get weird cravings like a pregnant woman.

jonblaze420 · Jan 9, 2012

ganjames said:
no but I get weird cravings like a pregnant woman.

Hmmm. Maybe you need to eat more meat.

wheels619 · Jan 9, 2012

i think its the weed. lol. i blasted a keef bowl and now gonna get to cookin something tasty. feel like making something homemade tonight.

ganjames · Jan 9, 2012

I don't like to eat meat, it makes my tit milk taste funny.

jonblaze420 · Jan 9, 2012

Your tit milk after the marathons you run?

ganjames · Jan 9, 2012

no, my lactating titties

jonblaze420 · Jan 9, 2012

You're lactating? Something about this whole thing just smells. Smells like....fish.

ganjames · Jan 9, 2012

shits getting weird.. got milk??

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