True or False?

saiyaneye

Well-Known Member

• Dec 21, 2015

• #81

NP Is really fucking bored today

 

jerryb73

Well-Known Member

• Dec 21, 2015

• #82

False, been at the ER half the damn night and sick as hell

Np has all their Christmas shopping done

 

saiyaneye

Well-Known Member

• Dec 21, 2015

• #83

False none of it is done!

So your saying being at the hospital is fun?

NP - Drank at least 4 cups of coffee this morning

 

jerryb73

Well-Known Member

• Dec 21, 2015

• #84

Not fun but it certainly wasn't boring, I was to sick to care either way really..

False only 2

Np smokes as soon as they wake up

 

Indagrow

Well-Known Member

• Dec 21, 2015

• #85

Nah I got shit to do..always

Np has judged the size of his/her biggest dump and realized it could have been a dick and wouldn't be That bad.

 

GreatwhiteNorth

Global Moderator

Staff member

• Dec 21, 2015

• #86

Indagrow said:

Nah I got shit to do..always

Np has judged the size of his/her biggest dump and realized it could have been a dick and wouldn't be That bad.

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Nope, I've had a Colonoscopy - it is "that bad."

NP loves some Cheetos.

 

saiyaneye

Well-Known Member

• Dec 21, 2015

• #87

Indagrow said:

Nah I got shit to do..always

Np has judged the size of his/her biggest dump and realized it could have been a dick and wouldn't be That bad.

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lol wtf

True....to the Cheetos....lol

NP: Has an Android phone

 

jerryb73

Well-Known Member

• Dec 21, 2015

• #88

False, iPhone

Np has a full time job

 

saiyaneye

Well-Known Member

• Dec 22, 2015

• #89

False - Soon to be on disability

NP Has been homeless before

 

OOBubblesOO

Well-Known Member

• Dec 22, 2015

• #90

False

NP is about to get high as fuck.

 

ChingOwn

Well-Known Member

• Dec 22, 2015

• #91

False I dont even smoke weed

NP touched their own poo in toilet when they were a kid just to see what it felt like.

 

OOBubblesOO

Well-Known Member

• Dec 23, 2015

• #92

False

NP has an ongoing grow op.

 

Pinworm

Well-Known Member

• Dec 23, 2015

• #93

That's the gospel truth.

Next poster has never butt chugged cheap box wine with a turkey baster.

 

Blue Wizard

Well-Known Member

• Dec 23, 2015

• #94

False. If you're going to butt chug wine you might as well get the good stuff, sort of make an occasion out of it.

Next poster saves their various bodily fluids in little jars down in the basement.

 

ChingOwn

Well-Known Member

• Dec 23, 2015

• #95

Blue Wizard said:

False. If you're going to butt chug wine you might as well get the good stuff, sort of make an occasion out of it.

Next poster saves their various bodily fluids in little jars down in the basement.

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That is true still got my first Loogie

NP has used the stranger from down under masturbation technique

 

Hookabelly

Well-Known Member

• Dec 23, 2015

• #96

Hmmmm, don't know what that is so could be true or false.

NP always bumps their shopping cart up on the curb instead of returning

 

GreatwhiteNorth

Global Moderator

Staff member

• Dec 23, 2015

• #97

Nope, won't leave one & I always try to bring in at least one on my way in.
The poor old dude that is chasing them in hurricane weather is getting minimum wage at best.
I feel for him.

NP is wearing socks only.

 

SPLFreak808

Well-Known Member

• Dec 24, 2015

• #98

GreatwhiteNorth said:

Nope, won't leave one & I always try to bring in at least one on my way in.
The poor old dude that is chasing them in hurricane weather is getting minimum wage at best.
I feel for him.

NP is wearing socks only.

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False! Im butt nekked in sunny california!!

NP is a porn addict

 

jerryb73

Well-Known Member

• Dec 24, 2015

• #99

False, more of a star!!

Np lives in a legal state

 

Hookabelly

Well-Known Member

• Dec 24, 2015

• #100

True.

NP is single