Traveling to mexico with Bud - fool proof

Ganjaglutin

New Member
Lmao. Weed. Thats The Boat I Speak Of. Huh. Doesnt Sound Like A Bad Idea... A Boat Made Of Weed.... I've Heard Of A CAR... Huh.
 

Tagh

Active Member
You think they wont know what oil is???? If they didnt know it was pot oil they would think its some sort of liquid explosives or Heroin or some retarded shit...cops/security are morons.

As far as cookies or brownies, thats a good one. I wonder if the dogs are trained to smell bud butter? :blsmoke:

"They're just brownies...would you like to try one officer?" :lol: :bigjoint:


:peace:
Cops and Security are people. Cops and Security smoke weed. Cops and Security are trained and if they have half a mind, are going to know oil is... well oil.

Also bringing brownies from U.S.A to Mexico, seems odd, maybe its just me... :P
 

RuchaYolanda

Active Member
I used to bring small amounts of drugs (not pot) to Mexico all the time. I even walked right past a couple of sniffer dogs once - no reaction. And believe me...I was looking for one. I had the drugs in balloons in my mouth and I would have swallowed that shit faster than you can say "es una problema officer?"

I think bringing pot to mexico is like bringing an eight ball to columbia - it's a reverse commute and noone really cares.

But still....no matter what you will always have those moments where you're sure you've made a horrible mistake and are going to that super scary prison in Rosarita Beach...much easier to ask a cab driver or bartender where to score once you are there.

I mean, it's not like you're trying to score heroin or anything. ( ;

YO
 

purrrrple

Well-Known Member
Um i figured since everyone was telling thier smuggling stories i'd just throw one out there! My buddy was traveling back from Amsterdam into the US. He had some killer hash left and decided he wanted to bring it home. He bought a new pair of boots with deep treads on the bottom. Just stuck some hash in there and walked right on through onto the plain and flew right on home. The idea was to act like he must have just stepped on it back in Amsterdam if he was to get caught. It worked for him! As for the guy smuggling weed into Mexico... hmmm... i dont think i can come up with another insult that someone else hasn't already thrown at him... i know he posted this like 2 months ago or something... i wonder if he's sitting in Mexican jail getting hammered by Pedro and Juan?
 

doktordoris

Active Member
Who would have thought the anti-drug nazis could be found on a dope message board?

I love dope, coke, and even crack and brown occasionally. But Ill tell you what I REALLY like, and it is the most harmful thing of all-booze.

Sensible use is the key to drug sucess, and the bloke that says Smack is bad for you. You are WAAAY wrong. it is possible to do Heroin every day for years with no ill effects, it doesn't harm your organs at all, Ill admit the things it are cut with can be bad for you. But Heroin is perfectly harmless. The drug itself--without being cut, without being used to the point of od--is not toxic to the body the way, say, crack or methamphetamine are. It does cause constipation. Many users say it affects your teeth, your skin, etc., but rotting teeth and open sores are the result of poor hygiene. When you're high, when you're addicted to heroin, you don't care about ANYTHING but the drug. You don't care about your health, your money, your teeth, etc. That is why the heroin epidemic has caused so many medical and societal problems.

But Heroin itself is pretty harmless.

but.....

DONT DO DRUGS KIDS!
 

doktordoris

Active Member
Oh and talking of smuggling things, the method I have always used is to just to hold it in my hand. And to always be chewing gum to ensure there is plenty of saliva in my mouth, so if anyone looks at me in an odd manner, or if things go wrong in any way Ill just eat it.

It has worked LOADS of times.
 

dannny

Member
l've been to mex countless times, mex does have good bud but the quality suffers in smuggling. 1:your idea is crack. 2:mexico DOES care. 3:l've been in rosareto jail for one nite. for not having a $10 bribe for pissing in public, l deserved it. 4:friend spent 2 and a half years in mexican prison for weed,. he didn't deserve it. butt... and l say that ambigously...butt if you must. a man has 2 holes a woman 3. l'm a man, done it, 2 zs,and l don't swallow. A - wrap EXTREMELY well B - clean your insides EXTREMELY well C - have EXTREMELY good muscle control. better than juan or pedro unless...nevermind
 

00smokey

Active Member
DUDE, you will be somebodys senorita= Cracked me up!

Nar, Don't to man, like the others say. Buy the better smoke out there!
 

FunkDrSpock

Active Member
I went to Cozumel last june and took about 7g's of cheese with me, probably the most smelliest weed you can get and got through fine, this was from the uk but im planning on going back to Cozumel next month and plan on taking 14g with me this time, whats going on over there atm then as i thought they was sort of decriminalizing mj in sunny mexico?

adios amigos
 

mischief

Active Member
That sounds like a lot of work, plus you have to carry it on your person. The trick I have used in the past with international and domestic flights is take a condom and unroll it into a shampoo bottle. Put your goodies in the condom and tie it, then shake the shampoo bottle. If you put it in your checked baggage, they will likely test it for explosives and not much else, and the it is ok to bring liquid in your checked baggage. It has worked for me several times. Good luck!
 
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