Top 3 Most Bestest Attributes

Thread starter Pinworm
Start date Jun 7, 2014

Pinworm

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#1

i'm brutally honest
i grow top shelf bud
and i look great naked

now you go

Growan

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#2

I do things my way

Judging by my kids I have strong genes

I have no illusions as to my lowly position in the universe, whilst simultaneously looking good naked.

Commander Strax

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#3

out of shape
broke
dumb

dannyboy602

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#4

I'm even more brutally honest
My bud is better than yours
My butt probably looks better too
I can't follow simple instructions

puffdatchronic

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#5

I can fuck for over 1 minute
I can pull out before shooting my entire load
I can masturbate on a crowded bus without drawing too much attention

Hookabelly

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#6

(hmm, this thread is harder to answer than its counterpart)

I'm in the best shape I've been in in my entire life
I'm very musically inclined
Sense of humor

UncleBuck

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#7

my dogs seem to think i'm a great guy
i grow top shelf bud
i spare my IRL friends and family by bothering you guys

Garden Boss

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#8

I grow monster plants
I have good work ethic
I keep my lawn mowed short, if you know what I mean

Hookabelly

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#9

UncleBuck said:
my dogs seem to think i'm a great guy
i grow top shelf bud
i spare my IRL friends and family by bothering you guys

Dog(S)!? Are your other dogs the size of Walter?

iamnobody

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#10

I have "delayed ejaculation syndrome" which means I can literally fuck for 3+ hours and keep going (really more of mixed blessing but it has it uses)

I'm a nice guy.

I'm good with most animals.

charface

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#11

Very oral.

Fair

Detail oriented

CannaCole

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#12

Smooth Talker

Persuasive

Killer Genetics (in my ball bag)

ASMALLVOICE

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#13

I love and am loved,

the rest is just bullshit I learned to make a paycheck.

Peace and Love to all Who Dwell Here!

Asmallvoice

AtownSmoker

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#14

iamnobody said:
I have "delayed ejaculation syndrome" which means I can literally fuck for 3+ hours and keep going (really more of mixed blessing but it has it uses)

I'm a nice guy.

I'm good with most animals.

Hopefully you don't put them all into use at once

https://www.rollitup.org/t/first-grow-indoor-t5-cfl-power-flower-fem.801482/page-7#post-10442381

gR33nDav3l0l

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#15

Each year my buds gets better, fucking up less.
Bomb ass tats
Working out to look semi decent naked :eyesmoke:

:eyesmoke:

:eyesmoke:

mr sunshine

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#16

I'm a Great Sleeper. I can roll a blunt with one hand! And I already seen orange is the new black season 2 in its entirety. Fuck I'm a horrible person!!

cat of curiosity

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#17

i'm super honest when drunk.
i'm irish (read 'drunk).
i fight well when drunk (read 'irish').

The Outdoorsman

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#18

I don't lie
Steal
or cheat

The Outdoorsman

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#19

Tall
Dark
Handsome

charface

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#20

Hot, wet, not too bitchy.
those are the attributes I look for.
I have no attributes.
Traded them for meth.

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