Titles of Japanese Porn Movies That Make Me Lol

smok3h

smok3h

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All of these I pulled off a porn forum.

I don't know if they're the work of incompetent translators, or if it's what they're actually called. Regardless, they're hilarious.

Akiba active idle dream of etch leaves bloom once cut [BF-202]

I Married a story presents aviation CA [JUC-883] Madonna is not the lazy turtle! Takeshi special training school of Eros CA - beautiful mature woman

I would then put in Nampa without permission amateur wife [NATR-129]! ! Three

RDD111 - I had seen where a woman acquaintance by chance that is ... the blood

KAWD342 - In the Chin is there going mad your big

JUC792 - Aya Takegawa - Married Woman Infiltration Police Investigator


and this one is my favorite:

HODV20750 - Follow anything .... The squid! Really crying! Also lick ass!



 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Some fun western titles too, like
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Pocananus
Riding Miss Daisy
...and my personal fav':
In&Out of Africa

coupla guys-only titles:
Terms of Endowment
Bareback Mountain
Men in Back

cn
 
FresnoFarmer

FresnoFarmer

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cannabineer said:
Some fun western titles too, like
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Pocananus
Riding Miss Daisy
...and my personal fav':
In&Out of Africa

coupla guys-only titles:
Terms of Endowment
Bareback Mountain
Men in Back

cn
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i was about to say "how is Pocahontus a dirty title" lmao.....had to do a double take for that one
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I had a whole list of made-up Hairy Pooter titles:

Hairy Pooter and the Sauce of his Stones
Hairy Pooter and the Chamberpot of Secretions
... and the Prison Ass-bang
... and the Gobble of Fuckmeat
... and the Odor of the Penis
... and the Half-wood Pricks
(but I cannot think of a good one for the final book, alas.)
cn
 
smok3h

smok3h

Well-Known Member
cannabineer said:
I had a whole list of made-up Hairy Pooter titles:

Hairy Pooter and the Sauce of his Stones
Hairy Pooter and the Chamberpot of Secretions
... and the Prison Ass-bang
... and the Gobble of Fuckmeat
... and the Odor of the Penis
... and the Half-wood Pricks
(but I cannot think of a good one for the final book, alas.)
cn
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Harry Potter and The Girly Swallows?

Fuck. That one is tough.
 
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