Rob Roy
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What if god wants to draw near to me, just so he can "cyber bone" my wife and impregnate her with his only son ?
- Joseph (Jesus step father) the guy who God told adultery was a sin....until he "boned" Joseph's wife.
Thoughts on Christians smoking cannabis (Christian thread)
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- Joseph (Jesus step father) the guy who God told adultery was a sin....until he "boned" Joseph's wife.
Trout2012
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Apparently you know the bible well enough to answer your own question. Now I wonder what hurt turned you away? Maybe none, maybe knowledge?
Wattzzup
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The hurt of allowing children to live and die in pain with cancer. The hurt of allowing parents to harm their children when they are supposed to be their only protector. The hurt of reading about other people murdering innocent people for no reason.
My “God” a REAL god would cause no pain to innocent people. He wouldn’t allow children to be harmed by disease when they have barely had a chance at life.
And don’t give me the Adam and Eve crap. Kids aren’t dying of cancer because one generation into mankind one person ate one apple off the wrong tree.
Rob Roy
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How is Joseph gonna have any kind of meaningful sex life with his wife, if every time he bones Mary, she's moaning "oh god, oh god" ?
I mean talk about giving Joseph a "size complex" too, do you think God ISN'T well hung?
"Oh it's okay honey, god's "just a friend" - Mary as she clandestinely deletes god's sexting messages
It’s clearly a spiritual mindset of seeing the love and adoration from a God who’s thoughts are above ours. Sin is sin no matter how you slice it ,if you believe or not .theres always a choice who you’ll serve. Take everyone mentioned on this thread out of the equation and ask yourself if you’d be wise enough or strong enough to face giving up blasphemous ways or continue to serve yourself after the truth was known to you. This is why believers will talk of these things without wanting to cause offense to your beliefs ,because if you don’t understand The truth ,that there is a God of heaven that loves us and calls us to worship , how could you possibly understand that the god of the world has you right where he wants you ,blinded ,confused and willing to mock our only savior Jesus Christ ..Peace ...
Trout2012
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God gave us freewill!! Our choices are a direct result of all of this! We like to think we are beyond intelligent creatures. We rush toward change but dont think far enough ahead to see the damage. Look at nuclear power o great, then look at melt downs and waste. Fossil fuels, cigarettes, abortion the list could go on forever!! These are man's choices including not acknowledging God. God could not give free will to some and not others. It sucks that some people are so demented for sure. But if your life was so structured that you made no choices for yourself how boring would that be. You would completely lose yourself, you would be a programmed robot! The freedom you are taking for granted is your very existence. Yes it sucks all the bad things that happen and that evil people exist. It wont always be that way!!
Trout2012
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If you think God had to physically do the deed you got bigger problems than I can tackle.
Trout2012
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You dont think disease is a direct result of our environment? Its already scientifically proven. You can sue roundup, johson and johson, ect. You dont have to buy it.
Rob Roy
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So when Mary moans, "oh god, oh god" she's not really thinking of an actual escapade with god, she's only fantasizing because god didn't actually bone her?
Why do you think god would have picked Mary to birth his son, if Mary was busy coveting other beings then ? I mean if Mary is gonna go around coveting people against god's will, do you think it was very responsible of god to let that mentally cheating wench raise his only son ?
Also, what's up with god seeing everybody like some kind of super Santa Claus, is he like a major voyeur or what ?
Trout2012
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No not Eve! You and me everyone!! The tree of knowledge!! Personally I believe we were not held accountable for lack of knowledge, not the lack of sin.
Trout2012
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I'm not going to entertain you any longer, you need eyes and ears!
Rob Roy
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Freedom seed
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Jesus Healing the Blind, a 12th century painting found in a cathedral in Sicily is often accredited to Templar Knights who had obtained this knowledge while excavating the tunnels under the Temple Mount. One should consider that the early christians were somewhat rebellious. They did not exactly mesh with the local authorities. That is why their writings were often found in clay vessels hidden inside sealed off caves.
The first bible, the Septaguint, was written in town by a panel of 70, using materials that they had obtained from the early christians. It included various mistakes, even really bold stuff like getting the recipe for the Holy Anointing Oil wrong.
Any stigma around smoking cannabis has zero historical fact or relevance. It was simply created by the church as a protectionist factor.
And to say the sacrament is only ok for medical use? That is absurd.
Let me ask a question about forgiveness. If you sin, then seek forgiveness, and repeat...in a cycle for the rest of your life...what does that say about your intent as a person?
Observe & Report
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Too bad Jesus didn't tell us about viruses or bacteria or the importance of washing our hands either.
Wattzzup
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If there really was a just god there would be a vaccine.
Freedom seed
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Read the scripture a little closer there are all kinds of natural antiviral substances. Two obvious ones are Oregano Oil and Cannabis Oil.
Wattzzup
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The scripture is the perfect distance from my face. Push god on someone else bud.
I don’t remember a verse on cannabis oil must have missed it.