this is YO MAMA!

ebgood said:

yo mama so stupid she fights fire with nunchucks

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No momma so dumb,she froze to death in the woods with a lighter in her pocket.

yo mama got stabbed in a shootout

Yo momma so fat she bleeds duck sauce.

yo mama so stupid i asked her whats her blood type and she said 120 words per minute

Yo momma so stupid,she snuck on a bus then paid to get off.

yo mama so stupid she works 40 hours a week part time

Yo momma so stupid she died before the police arrived bcuz she couldn't find the "11" button on her phone for 911

i asked yo mama why she pays for sex. she said cus shes bi sexual

ebgood said:

i asked yo mama why she pays for sex. she said cus shes bi sexual

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LMAO..Hell nah

Yo momma so stupid she ran outta gas leaving texaco.

yo mama so fat she wakes up in shifts

Yo momma so fat,she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.

yo mama so fat when she digs in her bellybutton she pulls out sheep

Yo momma so fat,she can't tie her own shoes.

yo mama so fat she uses pallets for flip flops

Yo momma so fat,she uses hoolahoops to hold up her socks.

yo mama so broke she beat u up and stole ur lunch money

Yo momma so fat she stood in front of the "HOLLYWOOD" sign and it said "HD"

yo mama:

Yo momma so fat,she stepped on the scale and it said...