things that make you happy/ier

I love hearing other people laugh, especially if they have a weird one.
Someone playing the guitar.
Camp fires and marshmallows.
Baby animals, especially as avatars;)
 
The warm sun on my arthritic hands. The first bowl in the morning. Humming birds at the feeder. The voice of a friend. The smile on my daughters face when I see her.
 
Paid holidays off from work.
Vacations from work.
Short lines at the grocery store.
Hitting all the green lights when driving through town.
Plants that finish flowering faster than expected.
My dog.
Doing simple, unexpected things to try and make other people happier.
 
Smoking while hiking somewhere beautiful. UncleBuck. That feeling you get after you jar your first harvest. Grilling shit.
 
-when I read something profound or something that introduces me to different things to learn about

-delicious food, like fried chicken!

-paying off debts

-music tends to make me happier

-sex

-watching kids do random shit inside grocery stores, I saw a kid looking in the mirror by the register today making faces and funny ass noises, innocence I guess

-definitely blowjobs
 
The family on the deck while I'm cooking on the grill watching the sunset one more time!
Oh yeah......my naked wife!
 
getting a big fat justice boner.

like when some loudmouth starts a fight and gets their ass kicked. or when someone is driving like a douchenozzle and cuts me off/almost runs me off the road/almost hits a pedestrian and i see them pulled over down the road. i always toot like a cunt.
 
-when I read something profound or something that introduces me to different things to learn about

-delicious food, like fried chicken!

-paying off debts

-music tends to make me happier

-sex

-watching kids do random shit inside grocery stores, I saw a kid looking in the mirror by the register today making faces and funny ass noises, innocence I guess

-definitely blowjobs

Dude! Can't say "I love the innocence of kids" one sentance then go "oh and while Im talking about kids, dont let me forget blowjobs" lol.

Next time you are making a list of things that make you happy I would keep kids and blowjobs well apart :)
 
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