things nooobs say that just make you lmfao

RL420 said:

Wannabe cousin grower told me his secret to purple buds. He says, "Put the seed in water and grape juice".

Click to expand...

hahahahahaha

Trousers said:

Some say that "strain" is incorrect.

Strains of bacteria, varieties of cannabis...

Click to expand...

Varieties sounds totally fine to me, Strands though... nah.

lol /.......

i want to become a farmer.. *cough cough*

Trousers said:

Some say that "strain" is incorrect.

Strains of bacteria, varieties of cannabis...

Click to expand...

strain 2 (strn) ---http://www.thefreedictionary.com/strain
n.
1. The collective descendants of a common ancestor; a race, stock, line, or breed.
2. Any of the various lines of ancestry united in an individual or a family; ancestry or lineage.
3. Biology A group of organisms of the same species, having distinctive characteristics but not usually considered a separate breed or variety: a superior strain of wheat; a smooth strain of bacteria.
4. An artificial variety of a domestic animal or cultivated plant.
5. A kind or sort: imaginings of a morbid strain.
6.
a. An inborn or inherited tendency or character.
b. An inherent quality; a streak. See Synonyms at streak.
7.
a. The tone, tenor, or substance of a verbal utterance or of a particular action or behavior: spoke in a passionate strain.
b. A prevailing quality, as of attitude or behavior.
8. Music A passage of expression; a tune or an air. Often use in the plural: melodic strains of the violin.
9.
a. A passage of poetic and especially lyrical expression.
b. An outburst or a flow of eloquent or impassioned language.

---varieties doesn't sound as good as "strains"

wheels619 said:

also fem seeds are prone to hermie if made incorrectly. but normally you shouldnt have any worries. i use them regularly.

Click to expand...

From Rodelization I can see it...but if sts or cs then no more prone to herming than the parents were

Cooter@666 said:

Best one ever!!!

Click to expand...

that dude is a parrot...and a dumb one at that

Pull my finger

moh556 said:

guys i'm not sure how big the buds gets but i'm starting to think that this is smokable size see
View attachment 2668069View attachment 2668071

Click to expand...

yep smokeable size

LeafTester said:

Ok this about some weird leafs I smoked made me high as fuck... now I found them on a rose or some sort of flower. It was dried out and everything and it got me fucking high. I am wondering what it might be? I found it on a rose bush so you know.

Click to expand...

And the one that irks me the most

raptors15 said:

any suggestions on how to stealth grow. i live with my parents and want to get some bud since my town is so damn dry.

Click to expand...

oh man this thread is funny .... good stuff

What's with the elitism? As much as I've enjpyed RIU, this 'my bud cock is the biggest' bullshit is severely off-putting.

OG...............

KushKrew said:

What's with the elitism? As much as I've enjpyed RIU, this 'my bud cock is the biggest' bullshit is severely off-putting.

Click to expand...

DrGribble said:

When people say "Strand" instead of "Strain" - that shit drives me nuts.

Click to expand...

yes, exactly! just like "for all intensive purposes" eek ugh boo

Newbs claiming strains from Cali Connewbtion . Oldie but a goodie

how bout did you ever try to grow in a aquarium

or i grow mine upside down it makes the thc go to the buds

Had someone tell me that the top plant is the best and the most frosty (true) because people hang the plant upside down to dry and all the resin runs down to the tip (lmao)

How about when non-growers tell you how much you should sell them your bud for because "i grew it so im essentially getting bud for free"...its especially irritating when all they want to do is flip it at 2x the price im "supposed" to sell it for

Or when non growers talk about how easy it would be to grow pounds of bud. "Dude we just need a closet, a 1000 light, and some hydro equiptment. Then we can get carbon dioxide and double our weight bro"...fuckin noobs

Crush up a birth control pill when germinating seeds,guaranteed female plant lol