things i obstain from.... maybe ?

pandabear said:

i dont know why every thread has to end up being about but sex

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well, it is one of the fundamental things that drives us to exist lol

HumboldtGreenz said:

Hot sauce, mustard, vinegar and other foods don't have calories.

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interesting.... how about celerey.. i heard that it actually TAKES more energy to digest, than you get from it..

still... the history behind apartame is fooking scary,..... very scary..

mastakoosh said:

i have done this before with some ladies. but one time it made horrible squishing sounds and i got a bad wiff of something. now i am too scared to try again.

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ahahahahahah... when I run the scenario in my head.. thatis exactly how it plays out....

lol ahhahaha

onehandedroller said:

Girl friends may let you -
Wifes will hate you just for asking!!

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WOW - now thats some wisdom!!!

We abstain from aspartame in my house, too, btw.

Garden Knowm said:

WOW - now thats some wisdom!!!

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depends on the housewife, women get horny when they get older

pandabear said:

depends on the housewife, women get horny when they get older

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good point... may I suggest some arginine

pandabear said:

depends on the housewife, women get horny when they get older

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that's only because they stop taking anti-depressants. my gf is on one and our sex life is nonexistent. it sux.

Kant said:

that's only because they stop taking anti-depressants. my gf is on one and our sex life is nonexistent. it sux.

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yes, i have heard that about anti depresants...

onehandedroller said:

Girl friends may let you -
Wifes will hate you just for asking!!

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Good to know

pandabear said:

i got off the butt wagon the day my drunk ass sexed a gurl on here period and then put it in her ass for a tighter fit, in the murkey darkness I caught a glimpse of what was going on, there was blood everywhere on me kack all in her ass on her puss on my stomach, it was a really gory scene. never really wanted to put it in another ass ever since.

hmmm alchol will make you do some pretty dirty shit

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If that ever happened to me, i would end up vomiting all over the place.

That is just about the worst fucking thing ive ever heard.

Thanks guys I feel so much better now, and smarter for reading this....not.

You guys are too much, I would say I abstain from alcohol but who would listen or care at this point. Have a good weekend guys.

i abstain now from smoking rock and going to the titty club every night like i used to a couple of years ago. i do miss the ping pong ball trick though.