Theif Help, re; stolen plants

my plants got jacked last year and i was pissed so this year ive been leaving my 3 dogs outside all night and ive been leaving my AR-15 next to the window overlooking my plants.try stealing my medicine this year bitch.

the most effective thing to do is leave your dog outside to guard your crop.

if you have a shotgun, empty the shells and refill them with salt pellets, some old farmers used to do the same thing in my town, they hurt like a broken bone

dirtysnowball said:

the most effective thing to do is leave your dog outside to guard your crop.

if you have a shotgun, empty the shells and refill them with salt pellets, some old farmers used to do the same thing in my town, they hurt like a broken bone

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Awesome, I wonder if you can you buy bean bag shells that police have? I'll bet getting a shotgun round full of salt would ruin your week.

CACKSBUD said:

^ i agree with this guy but bring a chain and a couple cement blocks orrrrrr i would get the sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. Very useful tips but seriously get a camera and catch the fool

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the laser beat attached to his head.
while hes naked and bleeding from the face so sharks come
and then just throw the dirty bastard from high above and watch everything untill he is in pieces and no more
lol jk maybe not
i hate thief's

HealthInspector said:

bear traps, pet mountain lion, punji pit, sharks with freakin lazer beams attached to their heads.

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Alex: Ever hear of a dog?
Dante: Anybody can get past a dog. But NOBODY fucks with a lion.

I am LMAO reading this thread... what a joyous thought to have a guard-lion, with a posted black and neon orange sign reading "Beware the Lion". And to train him how to use a video camera.

I have been worried about mine going missing too, except the ONLY people who could have seen them would be the gardeners... they are hidden behind some taller shrubs, and you can only really see the plants when you are in the garden bed itself... which they sometimes are.

I'm sure there's a hooker you could buy for the yard... sure they wouldn't be face-mangled by a lion, but at least it would burn every time they pee thereafter... a constant reminder of their theivery.