The Politics Of Pretending You Have A Job..

fdd2blk

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Honestly, you really suck at this.

Dude bought the nastiest candy they make. He's on disability. Limited income. He goes to lunch at places that serve Chinese food on paper plates. The cheap kind. Not even the thick, heavy-duty ones. He boils chicken legs because that's all he can afford. He makes a big deal over $20 of shit sugar. Y'all suck him off for it. Dude's a bigger loser than me.
 

Sir Napsalot

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Dude bought the nastiest candy they make. He's on disability. Limited income. He goes to lunch at places that serve Chinese food on paper plates. The cheap kind. Not even the thick, heavy-duty ones. He boils chicken legs because that's all he can afford. He makes a big deal over $20 of shit sugar. Y'all suck him off for it. Dude's a bigger loser than me.
Yet people seem to like him a lot more than you for some reason. o_O
 

fdd2blk

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Yet people seem to like him a lot more than you for some reason. o_O

"People"

Oh no!! Uncle Buck and his minions don't like me. I'm so crushed. I base my whole life's self worth on what people here think about me. Kill myself.

I'd feel less of myself if the people here who insult me actually liked me. You are the company you keep.
 

calliandra

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Actually, I saved myself..it's part of the 10-second delay, no knee jerk reaction moments I've learned over the course of years.

A split second and I did see in my minds eye what was going to happen. I might not have been able to stop myself..all that pent up Trump anger I have. He's not worth ruining my career over.
Very wise that.
I hope I can find that composure when I finally nail the people who keep vandalizing my garden!
The thought of picking up a bean pole and whacking them to pulp with it is scarily attractive.
 
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