The naming of

This is the classification of plants as i know of.

Schwag- The shittiest part of the mj plant ( includes leafs and stems???)
Midis- Okay, contains seeds. (bud with seeds)
beesters- good stuff. (sometimes has seeds)
Dank- Great! (seedless, sticky, best shit)


are these correct?

Schwag is considered inferior bud...All bud you smoke derives
from it's own strain. Those names are reffering to the quality
of the strain.

shure if that is what you call them

sounds pretty nice, me and my friend usually call good weed hydro, because well thats why we thought it had no seeds before we learned to grow it. but obviously schwag is normal drug dealer weed, mids sounds like some good strain weed thats been seeded and lost some thc due to it, beesters, never heard of that ever but it sounds like it might be good, but dank i would think is really sticky, and ive heard someone call it funk.