The King James Bible predicts Judgment day May 21, 2011

Is there a specific time when its supposed to happen? LOL

to bad it aint on 4/20 at least everyone would be stoned off there ass and be flying to high heavens anyways

Glad I am not King James. His bible sucks.

I'm breaking out the buckets! When Jesus comes he's smoking a bowl before he judges me!

does this mean I cant watch oprahs last show??!?!!?! DAMN!

Damn, I haven't prepared 1 defence statement...I may need a few alobies (sp) to get me thru this one....mabe I'll just lock the doors, close the shades, and pretent I'm not here that day.

that would be all fine and dandy if we were actually in the year 2011, let me explain. there are 7 days in a week and 4 weeks in a month but 365days in a year. (7x4=28=28x12=336days in a real year) ask yourself why do some months have 30-31days but still have 4 weeks. those extra 29days are days yo and I work but technically aren't payed for because that money goes to the Illuminati (persons who really 'run' the world) to keep them and their families SUPER rich FOREVER. calculate 29days missed for 2011 years (fuck the leap years more Illuminati bullshit) and u'll get 58319days divided by 336days = 174 years missed, add that to 2011 and u get 2185 the true year we are in. so that shit about the Mayans and 2012, more bullshit, also ask yourself why we're in the 21st century in 2011...

jamboss said:

that would be all fine and dandy if we were actually in the year 2011, let me explain. there are 7 days in a week and 4 weeks in a month but 365days in a year. (7x4=28=28x12=336days in a real year) ask yourself why do some months have 30-31days but still have 4 weeks. those extra 29days are days yo and I work but technically aren't payed for because that money goes to the Illuminati (persons who really 'run' the world) to keep them and their families SUPER rich FOREVER. calculate 29days missed for 2011 years (fuck the leap years more Illuminati bullshit) and u'll get 58319days divided by 336days = 174 years missed, add that to 2011 and u get 2185 the true year we are in. so that shit about the Mayans and 2012, more bullshit, also ask yourself why we're in the 21st century in 2011...

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damn, dudes got some good points

Uh, It takes 365 1/4 days to make a full revolution around the Sun for the Earth. That is what a year is measured by and this has been observed. Let's not forget to mention a year is relative to the distance a planet is from the Sun so the closer a planet is the shorter amount of time it takes and the further away the longer. Time is a man made measurement based around this. In other words no one accurately knows what year it is because no one started counting at the starting gun.

that's what 'they' want you to believe.

JQuick said:

damn, dudes got some good points

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Actually, no he doesn't JQuick. He has no point at all, it's nonsense. For one thing, it's based on the Gregorian calendar. That's seems a bit arbitrary, given there are at least 50 different calendars to choose from. Then there's the math. It's just too silly to take point by point, but let's just take this one:

ask yourself why do some months have 30-31days but still have 4 weeks.

Because all months have four weeks. It's just that some (most) months have more than that. Does a gallon of milk have 3 quarts? Sure it does, plus another.

This alone makes everything else fall apart, but I thought this was kind of amusing too:

also ask yourself why we're in the 21st century in 2011...

In your first year of life, that is from the day you were born until 364 days later, you were in your first year of life. You were zero years old. The next year, after your birthday, you were 1 year old but in your second year of life. Get it? Twenty full centuries have passed since the death of Christ, so we are in the 21st century.

Of course, jamboss knows all this already and is just being silly. That's ok though.

LOL, God Worshipers are a strange bunch of people... they seem to "have" to find a day for the world to end... It's litterally been "found" in that book of theirs like 100 times... well, if it makes them feel better, I guess I'll help out and predict the true one for them too...

I predict...

The world will end for them...

the day they die....

and I want them to prove I'm wrong... LOL

I'm glad I can blow Junes rent tomorrow night and party

I posted on craigslist for anyone that is getting raptured to go ahead and give me their stuff or leave me a message where they will leave their keys so I can pick their stuff up on the 22nd. It would be so much easier if people just gave it to me, there won't have to be any post rapture looting!

Church coffers go way up everytime we get to one of these "The world is ending" Dates.

suTraGrow said:

to bad it aint on 4/20 at least everyone would be stoned off there ass and be flying to high heavens anyways

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Everyday is 4/20 in StonerSmurf's world.

Crap.. what am I going to do qwith all my weed?!

r1tony said:

Crap.. what am I going to do qwith all my weed?!

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Got more than 5 months worth? Or are you planning on leaving the rest of us? Except JOC of course Oh, and crashdog. I think he's planning on leaving too.

my real feeling on the rapture all summed up in a modest mouse song. "If God takes life, he's an Indian giver" "If God controls the land and disease, and keeps a watchful eye on me, if he's really so damn mighty, well my problem is that I can't see, well who'd wanna be? Who'd wanna be such a control freak?"

Not religious at all, so I can't speak too much on this. Heard that 144,000 people are getting saved or whatever, and if that is the truth then I am not even going to worry about it. There are more than 144,000 priests, pastors, whatever you wanna call them and I am sure as hell that I won't be chosen before any of them. Might as well just accept my fate, maybe if I get high enough I can float up there with the chosen ones.