The I Was So STONED Thread

AdamQball

AdamQball

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I am board so i started this thread to get a laugh out of dumb things you do when you are stoned. sometimes i get that stoned i forget to breath and you think man this is good shit then you think something wrong and then oh yep thats rite breath ;-):bigjoint:
 
Concord Dawn

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AdamQball

AdamQball

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How about when u light on up go do somethin and then light another up and then spot the first one still lit sitting in the ashtray
 
MacGuyver4.2.0

MacGuyver4.2.0

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well...that's easy. Over at a friends for a puff-n-pass party and got sooo stoned... I figured out how time travel was possible. I totally freaked everyone and the room got real quiet. :shock: They all thought about it for awhile... then went back to party as usual. Bad part was... people I didn't even KNOW who were at the party came up to me a few weeks later and wanted to know if I wrote any of what I said down...cause they wanted to send it off to some scientists they knew. (funny thing, also...people at this party were mostly engineers ansd scientists) :lol:

I now carry a small MP3 player with voice recorder for just such an occasion. When you get so stoned you figure out time travel...you just had some dank stuff! :bigjoint:
 
AdamQball

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Cool that means i could plant my garden timetravel into the future smoke it and then come back wasted (yep i just had a cone :) )
 
MRLD

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haha funny stories....im just so stoned i stop a couple of feet a away from a red light or from a stop sign
 
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don2009

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I was so high my heart was beating uncontrolable fast. I prayed please god dont let me die I was 14 but I thought I was going to OD lol
 
AdamQball

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don2009 said:
I was so high my heart was beating uncontrolable fast. I prayed please god dont let me die I was 14 but I thought I was going to OD lol
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HA HA HA HA LOL thats funny shit oh man i think i smoked too much im going to die ahahahahahaha we all been there:lol::lol::lol:
 
justperk

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dreamcatcher3309 said:
i shouldn't have been behind the wheel, but i was and so this is what happened. i stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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very similar..i stopped at a green light once back in the day and waited for it to turn red then went..all of my friends were laughing so hard from me stopping at a green light they couldn't tell me not to go when it turned red.

very dangerous.. don't recommend it
 
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hempcurescancer

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Once when I was a kid I was so stoned I had a jack in the box employee tell me its called dope for a reason.

Lemme explain: at a fast food place, baked as fuck, having little experience with the herb (bein a teenager, we've all been there) and for some reason it seemed like me and my friends were hiding out at some cafe in a mountain town (had no idea why I convinced myself of this) But anyway, I walked up to get a refill on the soda I had and the guy said, and I quote, "take your top off'
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...."The soda cup top, so I can refill it"

Didn't go over well.
 
Dirtyboy

Dirtyboy

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Got so stoned that i convinced my self the weed was laced with something. Unlike me not to keep cool. People thought i was crazy who i was smoking with.
 
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dreamcatcher3309

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there was this one time during a thunder and lightning storm -lmao- and it was thundering so hard i swear i thought it the end of the world. i started cryin and prayin hella hard. that was some good ass weed.
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four20mike

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I'd have to be when i was about 14, still fairly new to herb and i smoked my 1st blunt.... we were sitting at a base ball field on top of the back-stop about 30 feet up, by the time we were done i felt as if i was melting thru the chainlink, fuckin' crazy feeling.
lol, great thread!
 
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