The evolution of mankind: did it take us very long to figure out...

geewhizimtheshiz

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did it take us very long to invent cereal?
cereal is such a simple concept; how long do you think it took us to figure this concept out?
my buddy is eating cereal in front of me and i can't help to question this in my brain as the cheerios float about the 2% milk in his packer's mug.
 

StonedPony

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Im still working on how lint gets in my belly button and you want me to think about complicted things....sigh............ok Ill try ..............
 

Slojo69

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Im still working on how lint gets in my belly button and you want me to think about complicted things....sigh............ok Ill try ..............
Friction and hair make lint balls. Speciallyat the most portruding point of the belly, the belly button! hehe
 

marvinkeys

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Breakfast cereal wasn't invented until the mid 1900s by a man named Kellogg. He used it to feed mental patients.

EDIT: i just looked it up and Kellogg invented corn flakes in 1907
 

Slojo69

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some how I got sick of cereal.
I feel like throwing up just thinking about it.
Wha .... tha .... fuuuu ..... I can't even complete words right now ... I'm all for taking the thunder out of geewhiz' threads n shit, but this is just blasphemy!!!
 

DarthD3vl

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Breakfast cereal wasn't invented until the mid 1900s by a man named Kellogg. He used it to feed mental patients.

EDIT: i just looked it up and Kellogg invented corn flakes in 1907


or before that according to wiki

19th centuryReady-to-eat breakfast cereals have their beginnings in the vegetarian movement in the last quarter of the nineteenth century, which influenced members of the Seventh-day Adventist Church in the United States.[4] The first packaged breakfast cereal,[citation needed] Granula (named after granules) was invented in the United States in 1863 by James Caleb Jackson,[citation needed] operator of the Jackson Sanitorium in Dansville, New York, and a staunch vegetarian. The cereal never became popular; it was far too inconvenient, as the heavy bran nuggets needed soaking overnight before they were tender enough to eat.
Ferdinand Schumacher, president of the American Cereal Company, created a cereal made from oats; manufacturing took place in Akron, Ohio.[5] Separately, George H. Hoyt created Wheatena circa 1879, during an era when retailers would typically buy cereal (the most popular being cracked wheat, oatmeal, and cerealine) in barrel lots, and scoop it out to sell by the pound to customers. Hoyt, who'd found a distinctive process of preparing wheat for cereal, sold his cereal in boxes, offering consumers a sanitary appeal.[6][7]
Breakfast cereals, packaged, became considerably more convenient, and, combined with clever marketing, they caught on. In 1877, John Harvey Kellogg, operator of the Battle Creek Sanitarium in Battle Creek, Michigan, invented a biscuit made of ground-up wheat, oat, and cornmeal for his patients suffering from bowel problems. The product was initially also named "Granula", but changed to "Granola" after a lawsuit. His most famous contribution, however, was an accident. After leaving a batch of boiled wheat soaking overnight and rolling it out, Kellogg had created wheat flakes. His brother Will Keith Kellogg later invented corn flakes from a similar method, bought out his brother's share in their business, and went on to found the Kellogg Company in 1906. With his shrewd marketing and advertising, Kellogg's sold their one millionth case after three years.[citation
 

Slojo69

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^^^ too much to read ... ill just rep you now and pretend i know what you are talking about /nods in agreement
 

DarthD3vl

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meh i just copied and pasted it i didn't even check wiki's resources wiki could be off, it still says same guy just like 30 years earlier.
 

StonedPony

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im just fucked up dont pay attention to me............ramble on about the concept of belly button lint has me pre occupied right now
 

......

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Cinnamon toast,cheerios,captain crunch,all of them make me feel sick thinking about it right now.
Its probably from all the damn chinese food I ate today.I'll probably have a fat bowl of cinnamon toast crunch in a few days lol.
 

DarthD3vl

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they need to come out with bacon and eggs cereal just add oj for a completly disgusting balanced breakfast
 

Slojo69

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Cinnamon toast,cheerios,captain crunch,all of them make me feel sick thinking about it right now.
Its probably from all the damn chinese food I ate today.I'll probably have a fat bowl of cinnamon toast crunch in a few days lol.
Those are classics indeed. Cocoa puffs, Fruity pebbles (FP's get kinda old sometimes though), Fruit Loops and Lucky Charms need to be added to yer list though!
 

......

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capn crunch and cookie crisp
cookie crisp was great and I loved them dumbass commercials.
Those are classics indeed. Cocoa puffs, Fruity pebbles (FP's get kinda old sometimes though), Fruit Loops and Lucky Charms need to be added to yer list though!
lol I actually hate cheerios to and the only one on your list I like is lucky charms without milk.I ate cocoa puffs for like a month then got tired of them.
Idk a lot of cereal ends up tasting like some soggy nasty shit after awhile.
 
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