The Car Talk Thread

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
We had a blind friend that bought a motorcycle and would have his friend drive him. After a few beers one evening we were trying to talk someone into that he drove it and would count the bumps on the dotted lines while riding to figure out where he was. We had the guy going for awhile.
Joke about a blind skydiver being interviewed by a human interest reporter. His friends observe him packing his chute, get him on the plane, tell him when to jump.
“So when do you know to open the chute?”

Most amazing thing. At 2000 feet I can hear cars. But at 1000 feet, not 800 or 1200, I first smell the ground. Never let me down.

“And how do you know to brace for landing?”

Oh easy.
Dog’s leash goes slack.
 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member
neat website just to see the new "finds" everyday
 

BudmanTX

Well-Known Member
neat website just to see the new "finds" everyday
that's fun to do, Barn.....

I've found many of VW's that way......also found some American muscle too...
 
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