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Labs Dexter

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Lol sorry the wife had me locked up yesterday, what's happening tjis morning anyone froze their plants to death yet??
I nearly did lmao yesterday fucking 7c whaaattt the fuuuucccckkk. How does ones fucxing loft get that cold?
 

THCBrain

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Topped my girl again last night she is starting to look like a half moon shape need to get another air pump this morning for my new bucket and make my scrog net later on. Busy day for me... what's everyone else got to do?
 

Labs Dexter

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Topped my girl again last night she is starting to look like a half moon shape need to get another air pump this morning for my new bucket and make my scrog net later on. Busy day for me... what's everyone else got to do?
Getting more of the lovely tesco water lol, then back into my warm house. My skin stops photosynthesis below 18c, so my ass stays indoors all throughout winter lmao.

I remember the days when football training on rock solid grounds, grass frozen solid as razor wire and still playing footy......

Now as soon as autum /winter hits it's double onezy time and joints are aching...
Just realised if I smoke more joints it might heal my joints right lmao......:eyesmoke:

I poped barney's last chunk in peat pellets in its own dome so once it pops and the plage comes I will be taking pics. And this time it ain't my soil:bigjoint:
 

Labs Dexter

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U wanks get snow in Great Britain?
We invented shagging mate I'm sure it you wanks I mean yanks that are not allowed till 18 or 20 odd. But where I live we have snow pritty often but not as bad as Scotland...
The wind in northeast coast are very cold but not right temps for snow either too cold or just cold but bad ass winds it made my Canadian cousins not wanna come back in spring or autum lmao because the wind here slapped them off their feet.
 

THCBrain

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We invented shagging mate I'm sure it you wanks I mean yanks that are not allowed till 18 or 20 odd. But where I live we have snow pritty often but not as bad as Scotland...
The wind in northeast coast are very cold but not right temps for snow either too cold or just cold but bad ass winds it made my Canadian cousins not wanna come back in spring or autum lmao because the wind here slapped them off their feet.
Did we really invent shagging?
 

Labs Dexter

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Did we really invent shagging?
Mate we are like pikeys compared other countries teenage pregos the whole works more STDs than out in uk. Now that's a country or should I say a Kingdom of fuckers loool.
There is more porn on day time TV now worse than back in the days channel 5 was it Friday night or Saturday night free porn lmao. It's madness
 

ttystikk

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Mate we are like pikeys compared other countries teenage pregos the whole works more STDs than out in uk. Now that's a country or should I say a Kingdom of fuckers loool.
There is more porn on day time TV now worse than back in the days channel 5 was it Friday night or Saturday night free porn lmao. It's madness
So what you're really complainin' about is that your fappin' hand can't keep up!
 

Labs Dexter

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Freezing?? Weather woman said it's gonna be mild for a few days but turning cold by Friday lol

Morning Dexter!
Never trust em I got my own weather station outside lol one on sunlight the little bit I get and other in shade,
One says cold the other fucking freezing lmao
We have the choppers are hovering house to house lol Street sweep every year towards crimbo people get busted from the flying piglets.
 
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