The 6 Deadliest Creatures (That Can Fit In Your Shoe)

fdd2blk · Dec 18, 2008

thos is a pretty good one, ........... http://www.cracked.com/article_16868_6-deadliest-creatures-that-can-fit-in-your-shoe.html

"That's right, a frog that is potentially smaller than your wang (we can't stress potentially enough) will kill you and your nine best friends if you fuck with it."

:fire:

nickfury510 · Dec 18, 2008

this made me laugh:

So you're on vacation in Australia, drinking a Fosters, chasing dingos away from your babies and arguing about what things are and are not knives. You sign up to go on a scuba tour of the Great Barrier Reef. After a quick tutorial on what you can and cannot touch that you didn't even understand (they are speaking Australian after all), you're down in the ocean exploring the reef. One small and particularly beautiful shell grabs your attention and you pick it up out of curiosity. That's when you feel a pinch on your palm.
Congratulations, you've just been stung by one of Australia's deathly toxic residents.

those blue ringed octopuses are pretty cool....i saw a show on them once....

fdd2blk · Dec 18, 2008

funny stuff, .................

"Will I Be Alright?
It's called the fucking deathstalker. What do you think?"

fdd2blk · Dec 18, 2008

nickfury510 · Dec 18, 2008

3of the 6 come from austrailia.....makes me want to go to the great down under right now.....i was reading somewhere that 8 of the 10 deadliest spiders in the world come from austrailia....what a wonderful sounding place eh?

fdd2blk · Dec 18, 2008

nickfury510 said:
3of the 6 come from austrailia.....makes me want to go to the great down under right now.....i was reading somewhere that 8 of the 10 deadliest spiders in the world come from austrailia....what a wonderful sounding place eh?

i've heard they have birds that will eat you. :shock:

GrowTech · Dec 18, 2008

Some scary morbid shit in this thread... but I have to say this is funny as hell:

fdd2blk said:
"Will I Be Alright?
It's called the fucking deathstalker. What do you think?"

Keenly · Dec 18, 2008

was reading a michael chrichton book, i think it was "state of fear"

and they had the little blue ringed octopus in a bag and puposely stung people to paralyze them

thats fucked up

fdd2blk · Dec 18, 2008

Keenly said:
was reading a michael chrichton book, i think it was "state of fear"

and they had the little blue ringed octopus in a bag and puposely stung people to paralyze them

thats fucked up

that was a good book. :blsmoke:

Bombadil · Dec 18, 2008

Your last thought will be "F*ck Australia." :cuss:

Kingb420 · Dec 18, 2008

i use to always want to visit Australia, until i started watching the discovery channel alot, FUCK THAT , spiders/snakes/reptiles/sharks/jellyfish/manowar/plus a TON of other shit that WILL kill you. NO THANKS

nickfury510 · Dec 18, 2008

fdd2blk said:
i've heard they have birds that will eat you.

lets not forget about australias most dangerous creature

http://australian-animals.net/wombat.htm :mrgreen:

Bookworm · Dec 18, 2008

nickfury510 said:
lets not forget about australias most dangerous creature

http://australian-animals.net/wombat.htm

SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

I plan on studying abroad in australia, despite the various ways I could get myself killed by the local wildlife.

Gryphonn · Dec 18, 2008

nickfury510 said:
3of the 6 come from austrailia.....makes me want to go to the great down under right now.....i was reading somewhere that 8 of the 10 deadliest spiders in the world come from austrailia....what a wonderful sounding place eh?

Yeah, but they're just spiders. You can kill 'em with a shoe. How the fuck do you squash a Grizzly bear with hiking boot?
:-?

Gryphonn · Dec 18, 2008

fdd2blk said:
i've heard they have birds that will eat you.

...and mosquitoes that rape chickens...

Gryphonn · Dec 18, 2008

nickfury510 said:
lets not forget about australias most dangerous creature

http://australian-animals.net/wombat.htm

Did you know they can run at about 40km/h (25mph). Not just in short burst either. They also (like the Koala) have big nasty claws. But then, I think I'd rather tackle a wombat than a Mountain Lion. :shock:

Twistyman · Dec 18, 2008

Blue ring octopus..

cookin · Dec 18, 2008

ah man that spider is rank, can't stand spider except tarantula i like, but that thing is so ugly

Pseudonym · Dec 18, 2008

haha awesome find. Here's another from the same site: The 6 Endangered Species that Aren't Endangered Enough

http://www.cracked.com/article_16054_6-endangered-species-that-arent-endangered-enough.html

GardenGrow · Dec 18, 2008

Imagine that the stresses of life finally get to you and, after months of depression you snap. You make that final decision: You're going back to Australia again.

yeah this article deters me from ever going to Australia

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