Tamales Fail.
- Thread starter Blue Wizard
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Diabolical666
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Thats not the contents of a tamale is it...ew
Blue Wizard
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Looks like he rolled that cookie dough over some dead roaches before they shaped it into a penis.
Gary Goodson
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It's raisins, they have sweet tamales too not just savory.
Unclebaldrick
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We had tamales today. Local made. Pork and red peppers. This is probably the first time in ten years we have had tamales. I will have some more tomorrow with some meth.
tyler.durden
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Hey UB. Where do you get tamales around here? Both the great Mexican places right around me closed, and the ones that are around have tough, chewy meat that I'd imagine is alley cat. Also, does your tamale place sell meth, as well? I like one-stop shopping...
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bu$hleaguer
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Be careful. Undercooked tamales can take your teeth right out your gums if they get stuck in one. Like a meth head tooth vacuum.
Diabolical666
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Hookabelly
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RFLMFAO!! We've got a fat orange Tabby just like that. Good One @Diabolical666 I clicked on the next one… the snare drum makes me laugh too. What is it about cats that cracks us up? Are you a cat person too?
Diabolical666
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Very much a cat person. When I was a kid I tortured my cats by putting baby doll clothes on them...poor kitties. This tabby in the vid likes it. I want him!
mr sunshine
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I don't know where they all come from but during Christmas time those muthafuckers are everywhere.
Gary Goodson
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Slangin em like chingo bling
mr sunshine
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Slanging Em like @ChingOwn no chingues wey.
tyler.durden
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Yep. My Guatemalan and Mexican friends' families always make tons of them during the holidays, and give them away as gifts. I hear they're a bitch to make, so I could understand them being a rarer, holiday thing...
Blue Wizard
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How do people get their cats to behave while they do that shit? If I tried that with my little calico my blood would be everywhere.
Unclebaldrick
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I should point out that UB is Uncle Buck though. 70,000 posts. Jebus. And after that, there is Uncle Ben. You can call me ub3. I still marvel at that though; choosing my name as capriciously as I did, that I would end up so close to his name (and then move next to him). It could have gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Unclebaldrick
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I think that it is critical to have the right cat. You can't get a cat to do something they don't want to. One must find the trick in the cat. I have had eight cats in my life. One of them would have played along with that, two would have killed me. Three would have been mildly annoyed and bailed when they saw the shirt come out. Two of them would have hid under the bed.
@Diabolical666 is right, that cat looooooves it and comes running when it hears the keyboard.
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Hookabelly
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I made mine play my toy piano too, but didn't think of the t-shirt idea...