Story Time :)

TheChosen

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Yes we've concluded that I can't read, which is why we're having this conversation.


Learn to roll a joint.
 

TheChosen

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Let me clarify for you, learn to roll a joint with one paper. Or get a double wide if you have that much trouble.
 

Finshaggy

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Let me clarify for you, learn to roll a joint with one paper. Or get a double wide if you have that much trouble.
When did I say I don't know how to roll a joint with one paper? And where did I say I have trouble?

There is so much evidence pointing to you not being able to read.
 

TheChosen

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Then you take a second paper and roll it around that, and it comes out as a clean, huge motherfuckin joint.

It's huge because it's been wrapped in two papers. If you don't have trouble rolling a joint with one paper then why are you using two?
 

Finshaggy

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It's huge because it's been wrapped in two papers. If you don't have trouble rolling a joint with one paper then why are you using two?
So you can read. You were just too lazy to read the whole story.

If you read the whole story I learned how to roll a joint at the end. :dunce:
 

Finshaggy

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So, then once I was in California and Colorado smoking small joints, I was able to roll those up.

But that's the process I went through to learn how to roll joints.
Here's the quote of the end. After I learned how to roll joints.
 

Finshaggy

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I can't believe you really just read the beginning then started arguing. About a story that you have no reference of except for what I wrote.
 

TheChosen

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I find it easier to take your bull shit in small doses. So when there are multiple posts of varying lengths I select one at random and only read one or two lines of it at most. Keeps things tolerable since you are going to flood this forum with multiple threads.
 

Finshaggy

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I find it easier to take your bull shit in small doses. So when there are multiple posts of varying lengths I select one at random and only read one or two lines of it at most. Keeps things tolerable since you are going to flood this forum with multiple threads.
So you're arguing about something you didn't even take the time to read???

:clap: You're a terrible troll :clap:
 

TheChosen

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I told you I read one line, possibly two. Make your posts shorter and I will be able to finish the whole thing.
 

Finshaggy

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I told you I read one line, possibly two. Make your posts shorter and I will be able to finish the whole thing.
When did I say I cared if you read my posts?

I was just judging the fact that you judged something that you didn't even read.
 

TheChosen

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When did I say I cared if you read my posts?

I was just judging the fact that you judged something that you didn't even read.

When did I say that you cared if I read your posts?


I read enough and more than what most people would.


Which is why this is over. Go away
 

smellzlikeskunkyum

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actually i do have a good story...

back long ago when my ass wasnt 21 yet i was chillin with a buddy of mine. i wanted to go get some beer, so we took off towards the store. it was already almost 2am so we had to hurry. so we flew into the local hood store, the one next to our busiest hood club... which is all in front of a huge abandoned apartment complex that kind of sits behind it in a way that you are right in the lot of it for the store. crazy ass place. right at 2am which is last call or whatever. so we put out our joint we smoked on the way, like always. i told him hey man, take off your necklace and shit u look like ure trying to show off. So he did without question and agreed, and we pulled in the lot of the place. They turned off the lights right as we pulled in, but this dude opened the door up of the store and waved my boy in. So he went in to get us some 40's... a couple of minutes later while im sitting in the car with it running, he comes out the door of the store with his bag and some dude with his arm around his shoulder.

they came up to the car and opened the door. this crazy ass dude was like Eh dog, im Shoestring From Dayton Family, a well known rapper from Flint. Well... this guy was not shoestring to say the least. He was a Black dude that didnt look nuthin like shoestring, my buddy is half arab/white wearing a polo shirt, and im red head with long hair, a beard and a crazy ass Pantera shirt on. My buddy looked scared as hell and was like hey man hes got some chron... im like no no wait im good bro.
this guys like naw bro ill give u some for free just let me get a ride...I cut him off im like dude im sorry bro(u dont do that shit in flint, give people rides like that). so all of a sudden hes like "let me see your phone bro" to my buddy.
My buddy just didnt know what to do. The dude was like i got a buncha phones and flashed a buncha phones out of his coat. my buddy was like uh... and he gave him his phone or the guy just grabbed it more or less. so the crazy guy walks up to the store front, and we have a chance to notice that there is a ton of people all of a sudden around us.
My buddy was like dude i gotta get my phone... and before i could say fuck that he ran over to get it from the guy. the guy walks back up to the car with my buddy again. and all of a sudden a big white unmarked van pulls up behind us. it parks and sits there. a few people that were standing around got into that van. im getting scared as hell...
this time the guy tries acting like hes a cop and opens up his coat and top shirt and shows up a wierd cop t-shirt. i didnt buy it at all. he tried saying that he had us for entrapment and im like thinking wtf?! so he goes on about how we smell like weed anyhow. my buddy is like dude we just need to go home. and the dudes look on his face totally changed. he all of a sudden got all pissed off and lowered the crotch of his pants, which he had one pant leg up on like all the guys that got in that big van still sitting behind me.
He flashed us his big ass freakin pistol.
Next he said real pissed like, staring directly at my crazy red haired lookin ass: "Get your fuckin hand off the damn shifter and sit back. you gonna come in OUR hood in OUR store, smellin like fuckin Chronic buyin OUR fuckin Beer"... He looked at my buddy and said get in the backseat. the crazy dude got in the passenger side and we took a ride to atm after atm all over the freakin worst ghetto. luckly we didnt lose much but he kept flipping out and like calling out to other shady looking characters at these places.
We even almsot pulled up next to a police car and the dude yelled dont get next to him! and got ready to grab his gun. i just crept upt and the light turned and the cop flew away from us...
i had my knife ready in my lap from when they went inside the store one of the times. i thought about trying to kill this guy... my buddy was sitting directly behind him so he could grab him.., and my buddy was a weightlifting champ in school. but what are u gonna do u know? then u got a murder on your hands. so i didnt do anything and we eventually ended up on a dead end street deep in the abandoned houses streets. this guy starts tearing my car up and finds my buddys jewelry and flips out. he gets the gun back out and argues about if ts real or not. then rants at me to get all my silver counted up and give it to him. and grabbed this old cologne i had that he found and sprayed it like 500 times on himself. i couldnt freakin breathe... then all of a sudden he got my buddys phone out and did a two way chirp on it. and all of a sudden a tahoe was behind and lit its headlights up. the guy grabbed one of our 40's and shook my buddys hand and looked at me and said next time u come to the hood u better have some money on yo ass. he got out of the car and got in the tahoe and they took off and left us there.
I was about to run out of gas... i think thats why they didnt steal our car. it was freakin crazy we even saw some fight in the middle of the street on the way back home not 2 minutes later. we had to sit thru two green lights while this crazy bitch threw an bunch of shit at a car that ran the light and parked in the intersection and they all started fighting. we had get the hell around them and try to hurry cuz i had zero money and zero gas. we made it home tho and i couldnt sleep for days man.
lots of details left out that would make it more intense, but all true stuff!! Flint, MI is the freakin worst man. just like a mini detroit just up the highway a bit.
 

Finshaggy

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actually i do have a good story...

back long ago when my ass wasnt 21 yet i was chillin with a buddy of mine. i wanted to go get some beer, so we took off towards the store. it was already almost 2am so we had to hurry. so we flew into the local hood store, the one next to our busiest hood club... which is all in front of a huge abandoned apartment complex that kind of sits behind it in a way that you are right in the lot of it for the store. crazy ass place. right at 2am which is last call or whatever. so we put out our joint we smoked on the way, like always. i told him hey man, take off your necklace and shit u look like ure trying to show off. So he did without question and agreed, and we pulled in the lot of the place. They turned off the lights right as we pulled in, but this dude opened the door up of the store and waved my boy in. So he went in to get us some 40's... a couple of minutes later while im sitting in the car with it running, he comes out the door of the store with his bag and some dude with his arm around his shoulder.

they came up to the car and opened the door. this crazy ass dude was like Eh dog, im Shoestring From Dayton Family, a well known rapper from Flint. Well... this guy was not shoestring to say the least. He was a Black dude that didnt look nuthin like shoestring, my buddy is half arab/white wearing a polo shirt, and im red head with long hair, a beard and a crazy ass Pantera shirt on. My buddy looked scared as hell and was like hey man hes got some chron... im like no no wait im good bro.
this guys like naw bro ill give u some for free just let me get a ride...I cut him off im like dude im sorry bro(u dont do that shit in flint, give people rides like that). so all of a sudden hes like "let me see your phone bro" to my buddy.
My buddy just didnt know what to do. The dude was like i got a buncha phones and flashed a buncha phones out of his coat. my buddy was like uh... and he gave him his phone or the guy just grabbed it more or less. so the crazy guy walks up to the store front, and we have a chance to notice that there is a ton of people all of a sudden around us.
My buddy was like dude i gotta get my phone... and before i could say fuck that he ran over to get it from the guy. the guy walks back up to the car with my buddy again. and all of a sudden a big white unmarked van pulls up behind us. it parks and sits there. a few people that were standing around got into that van. im getting scared as hell...
this time the guy tries acting like hes a cop and opens up his coat and top shirt and shows up a wierd cop t-shirt. i didnt buy it at all. he tried saying that he had us for entrapment and im like thinking wtf?! so he goes on about how we smell like weed anyhow. my buddy is like dude we just need to go home. and the dudes look on his face totally changed. he all of a sudden got all pissed off and lowered the crotch of his pants, which he had one pant leg up on like all the guys that got in that big van still sitting behind me.
He flashed us his big ass freakin pistol.
Next he said real pissed like, staring directly at my crazy red haired lookin ass: "Get your fuckin hand off the damn shifter and sit back. you gonna come in OUR hood in OUR store, smellin like fuckin Chronic buyin OUR fuckin Beer"... He looked at my buddy and said get in the backseat. the crazy dude got in the passenger side and we took a ride to atm after atm all over the freakin worst ghetto. luckly we didnt lose much but he kept flipping out and like calling out to other shady looking characters at these places.
We even almsot pulled up next to a police car and the dude yelled dont get next to him! and got ready to grab his gun. i just crept upt and the light turned and the cop flew away from us...
i had my knife ready in my lap from when they went inside the store one of the times. i thought about trying to kill this guy... my buddy was sitting directly behind him so he could grab him.., and my buddy was a weightlifting champ in school. but what are u gonna do u know? then u got a murder on your hands. so i didnt do anything and we eventually ended up on a dead end street deep in the abandoned houses streets. this guy starts tearing my car up and finds my buddys jewelry and flips out. he gets the gun back out and argues about if ts real or not. then rants at me to get all my silver counted up and give it to him. and grabbed this old cologne i had that he found and sprayed it like 500 times on himself. i couldnt freakin breathe... then all of a sudden he got my buddys phone out and did a two way chirp on it. and all of a sudden a tahoe was behind and lit its headlights up. the guy grabbed one of our 40's and shook my buddys hand and looked at me and said next time u come to the hood u better have some money on yo ass. he got out of the car and got in the tahoe and they took off and left us there.
I was about to run out of gas... i think thats why they didnt steal our car. it was freakin crazy we even saw some fight in the middle of the street on the way back home not 2 minutes later. we had to sit thru two green lights while this crazy bitch threw an bunch of shit at a car that ran the light and parked in the intersection and they all started fighting. we had get the hell around them and try to hurry cuz i had zero money and zero gas. we made it home tho and i couldnt sleep for days man.
lots of details left out that would make it more intense, but all true stuff!! Flint, MI is the freakin worst man. just like a mini detroit just up the highway a bit.
That's some crazy shit.
I had some shit just like that happen here in Miami not long ago. I wrote a little about it in the thread "Living the Florida Life".

I'll write my experience soon.
 
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