TodayIsAGreenday
Well-Known Member
any body know any good jokes that can only make a stoner laugh?
ill start it off
Two muffins are getting baked in an oven, the first muffin looks over to the second muffin and says "holy shit its getting REALLY hot in here"
the second muffin jumps back in astonishment and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"
So my friend got a new dog and swore that it could talk and told me that i could ask it any question i wanted so i asked him "whats the brown stuff on trees"
"bark"
then i asked "whats on top of a house"
"roof"
then i asked okay mr smartie, "who was that guy in baywatch and night rider"
and the dog said "david hasslehoff"
ill start it off
Two muffins are getting baked in an oven, the first muffin looks over to the second muffin and says "holy shit its getting REALLY hot in here"
the second muffin jumps back in astonishment and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"
So my friend got a new dog and swore that it could talk and told me that i could ask it any question i wanted so i asked him "whats the brown stuff on trees"
"bark"
then i asked "whats on top of a house"
"roof"
then i asked okay mr smartie, "who was that guy in baywatch and night rider"
and the dog said "david hasslehoff"