Steps on how to cook crack up on the stove?


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someone please help i dont want to fuck upp 7 gs of yak i dont know how muck bsoda to put in someone please help and help me through this


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It varies based on how cut to fuck the coke is. Enough to get the solution to a pH between 10.5 & 11.


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Strong crack 1 g of soda per 7. Gs of yola
All jokes aside,
1g of baking soda would not work.
You would end up with a small amount of crack and the majority of coke still dissolved.

The pKa of cocaine is 8.6 so you need to raise the pH to 11.6 or greater.
Baking soda is a joke, you need washing soda or even a stronger base like CaOH to have the majority of the coke to turn freebase.

Why crack?
Why not just purify the coke?
Its bad enough that your doing that shit as it is, might as well make it worth it.


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1) pop in cocaine cowboys documentary.
2) Be entertained and learn how to make crack step by step.

Coke is better you are wasting your time.


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10.6 not 11.6 Morfin. It starts to emulsify above 11.5, from what I hear. My knowledge of coke is purely based on the practice of others. It's a terrible drug. Boiling it in acidic ethanol results in some of it being converted to cocaethylene. Start small that shit is way more potent than coke. It's the reason for mixing alcohol and come being so synergistic. Tiny amounts get converted to cocaethylene in the liver. It's about 60x more potent than cocaine as a dopamine releaser. It's also probably more prone to abuse and compulsive use. But it's a awesome way to kill yourself.


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I can roll my hubby rocks and get a Yahtzee almost every time cause I'm a rock star in downtown crackatoa


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Wouldn't it be easier to just blow your brains out? I mean smoking crack takes years to kill you. Oh well. To each his own I guess.


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If you can't even whip up some crack yuou are a fucking idiot and I don't know how you are even alive. It's as easy as microwaving a can of campbell's soup

and if crack ruins your life and gets you hooked... you're a fucking idiot. It's not even fun. The first hit is OKAY... then all after that sucks. At least get addicted to something that feels good like heroin.


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1. Heat water
2. dissolve cocaine
3. Add something with a high ph to the mixture (such as baking soda..)
4. Dry and smoke
5. Go suck more dick for coke
6. Repeat