Sore throat after cunnilingus

Tokesalot said:

umm. wouldnt that smell like fish?

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LMAO........

Tokesalot said:

umm. wouldnt that smell like fish?

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doesn't really smell like fish. it smelt like yeast, straight up. if you ever get a chance, put some yeast in a cup with some water and a little bit of sugar. maybe spit in the cup a few times for extra effect. that'll give you the smell after a few days

all you taste and smell is that until it clears up

my mouth was filling up with saliva constantly. one night i woke up with my pillow soaked and smelling like hell. had to throw everything in for a wash before i went back to sleep on my couch


i wouldn't wish thrush on anybody but my worst enemy

Kant said:

oooh. i was soo hoping it would be the centipedes.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

LoL!LoL!LoL!LoL!LoL!LoL!

wow

ITTY 3ITTY 3A3Y ITTY 3ITTY 3OAT

any takers?

boatrowe said:

luckilly fdd has put up this link it may be the problem it explains exactly how to get rid of it Centipede filled vagina - Encyclopedia Dramatica

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This blew my fucking mind...and they are dead ass serious too

eww i think she has an STD and maybe you should talk to her about it. Deff don't go down on her again.

Well I give you respect for posting about such a disturbing thing. I suppose it takes a real thoroughbred to catch a STD in yo mouth.

its the bacteria. there is shit that lives deep in that cave that will love to inhabit your throat and take it over. use mouthwash after munching the box, that should go without saying

He said it was thrush guys.

Zekedogg said:

At any cost you can post pics of the pussy and I can let you know if it looks good or not

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I laughed for 10 minutes straight when I read this. Hope this problem has cleared up tho. Got to finish reading the thread.

Thrush is common in babies as well. Glad to hear it was only thrush, but this is the exact reason why I don't perform oral sex, I don't even like getting head really...does little to nothing for me. Sad but true, plus when I was younger I heard a comedian say "pisses all day, bleeds once a month... I ain't eatin' that shit". LOL That was 10 years ago when I really became sexually active and I average 2-3 times a year since then. This will likely bring it down to 0 times a year, my wife will thank you for this post.

preoQpydDlusion said:

you might know where i'm going with this. my mouth was a bit vulnerable after being intimate with her, and then i brushed my teeth with a tainted toothbrush.

at my house, everybody puts their toothbrush in a cup to the right of the bathroom sink, if the cup is tipped over or knocked off the sink, it all falls into the wastebasket, or on the floor next to the toilet (which hasn't been cleaned in years). it happens fairly often.

i had been using that toothbrush the entire time i've been with this girl

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Lol, christ man. I open up a new tooth brush if it touches the sink, I'm also a huge cooter though. Lol, and it's the same toothbrush you've been using the whole time? New tooth brush every three months, haha, gotta keep those bristles nice. God I'm so lame. I'm almost 24 and I still have dreams where I lose my teeth and then I wake up crying. Once in a while. haha. But that is my worst nightmare.

ewww you ate out a yeast infected vagina
you gross

it is fucking funny though
ahahha
although i'll probably have nightmares for the rest of my life.

dude yeasty puss is the best, i like mine nice and fermented

mix the yeast and sugar in a gallon jug of water and use this for c02 in your garden.......

better yet, eat her out in the grow room with sugar..., instant c02 !!

man this thread is narsty. glad i only masturbate. to non-yeast infected woman i might add.

scias said:

man this thread is narsty. glad i only masturbate. to non-yeast infected woman i might add.

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have fun with that.
id rather her be yeasty than a stretched out porn star.......

wow

just
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