I can change those things. Your kind are dwindling. Church attendance is down. Europe already has nations with over 90% of the population who live in reality. I have kids who can spread how this is all bullshit. Things look good for me. You're the one who's going to be using that finger a lot more in the coming years.
The whole idea of the Christmas spirit insults me. We have a brain and can make decisions on our own. It doesn't take some dude with a martyr complex who most likely never existed.