So...

Yesterday I was in my shop workdong on some penis fittings...
I was trying to fux a leak and modify a few parts... While the penis was on and pissing away, because I cant be bothered to get up and jerk it off.

Wife walks is... Jesus what are you doing?! (Jesus wasn't his name, it was Jose)

She doesnt trust me around penis anymore

SH420

Man, wives are the worst. It's like jeez bitch just die already and let me play with penises in peace.

neosapien said:

Man, wives are the worst. It's like jeez bitch just die already and let me play with penises in peace.

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I know, right!?! That bike is starting to sound pretty fucking good right now.

SH420

I'm sure that was hard work.

Next time tell her if she wants to help she should just beat it.