So whats your occupation?

Zekedogg said:

I myself have inseminated a pitbull with a shitzu before. I called it a bullshit

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original. if u aint seen dumb and dumberer...

CoNsTrIcToR419 said:

BOAs,BOAs,BOAs!!!

I am currently have a breeding stock of 37 adult Red-tail boas with different genetics,(albino, hypos, anerythristic,etc...) that bring in about three times what i was making as a union concrete finisher woking 50 hrs a week! and as an added bonus ,THEY'RE A DAMN GOOD COVER FOR MY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS OPERATION!, as far as electricity consumption...
but aside from that, THEY'RE JUST KICK-ASS TO HAVE AROUND!!!

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how do u hget $$$$$$ 4that??????????????

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Cumunekaatun Sppechullist

buzzza said:

how do u hget $$$$$$ 4that??????????????

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look up the prices for those in reptile store. I autopsy aliens. And chase away UFO 's with flashlights

been self-employed for 20 years,,I'm a roofer,,one you could trust if you were doing an attic grow(plug plug)I put on asphalt,fiberglass and cedar shingles,,I also do the pretty metal work where your shingles meet a wall,,and I do torchdown flat roofing,,no tar and gravel,,that's messy and stinky,,I work when I want,,hours I want,,and smoke alllllllllllllllll day long

Keep on Growin

HoLE

LiveAndLetLlive said:

im an alcoholic, i like to get drunk for a living. can you blame me? life is always better when your drunk. no but seriously im a stripper sup sup. i also work with elephants, i help the zoo artificially inseminate the female elephants by jaking off the males. its a tough job but someone has to do it. ohh ya and the stripping skills also come in handy for that too. i think mike roe should check out my job and maybe he can help me get off this one "lasting" male elephant thats hard to get off and put it on DIRTY JOBS. that would be great. id be a hero. i also like to talk alot of bullshit some times sorry m8's. i hope i didnt offend anyone. u guys are pretty cool though.God bless everyone!

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holy shit ladies and gentlemen its Tom Green.. sorry tom didnt mean to blow your cover.. i was wondering what you were up to these days...

i'm a med student

o yea and how could i forget i to sex product parties

Software Engineer here!

juss a highschool playa gettin by and gtting high...

I wish I was young again....I wish I was 17 actually.......



17 is a good age

So I measure boobs for a living. Thats right there is a job for everyone. Been doing it for about 3 years now and love the work. There's alot of money in being a fit specialist and selling bras. This job cracks me up everyday.

I have a big fat degree (42,000.00 dollar degree) in human behavior and women who need a new bra and fitting behave badly so I whip them into shape by getting their girls out of the hammock and up into cups.

I also teach most of my customers how to dress so that their clothes compliment their body type.

The job is really not about boob though it is about body image and the negative feelings women have about their body, so more than anything the job is about raising their self esteem and helping em feel normal, counseling with a measuring tape.
Kathy

CoNsTrIcToR419 said:

BOAs,BOAs,BOAs!!!

I am currently have a breeding stock of 37 adult Red-tail boas with different genetics,(albino, hypos, anerythristic,etc...) that bring in about three times what i was making as a union concrete finisher woking 50 hrs a week! and as an added bonus ,THEY'RE A DAMN GOOD COVER FOR MY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS OPERATION!, as far as electricity consumption...
but aside from that, THEY'RE JUST KICK-ASS TO HAVE AROUND!!!

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I have a python in the house.... little bit of a reptile freak here myself. Those albino boas run about a grand each right? From what I've read breeding snakes is pretty hard, don't you have to hybernate the snakes for them to reach sexual maturity?

Can I trade you some of my grow for a emerald boa? I think that's what it's called .... saw one once and it was truely beautiful.

I do plumbing and electrical but been a bum for about month now I think I like this career better just not the money.

my jobs involves freight, rails and turbo diesel engines.

parts manager at one of the greatess places to work for, been there for 10 years and the owner knows i smoke. he doesn't believe in pee testing, he believes in rewarding hard workers.





check out my first grow
https://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/46705-my-first-horticulture-experiment.html

You say you are a sales associate? That job title sounds very familiar. Who do you do sales for? or should I which department do you work in? It just sounds like we could be working for the samecompany.

lol

Just a travelling concessionaire here. We cook food for mostly biker events like Sturgis, Bike Week, Biketoberfest, Americade and the Harley Rendevous. We also have a few Nascar races up in NH. Then there is the Ann Arbor Arts Fair. We do quite a few local events as well. And several MX events (Budds Creek, Unadilla). Other than setup and tear down its a damn fun job considering the places we go and people we meet. I make a pretty penny going on my third year with this company but I'm layed off during the winter months. That's usually when the majority of my crops grow but running into legal trouble last spring has forced me to end my growing until after the next working season.