So I just smoked a J.....and nothing

donWonton

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teehee...thats funny...matthew...hun...u will get the hang of it...it might take some time but you will...lol. and i totally would have bought a bong instead of your pipe...or the j's...i love my bong...a couple little hits and im done. :blsmoke: the most important thing is to inhale big and hold it for a few seconds...whenever i exhale...theres a lot less smoke coming out than what went in...
yeah, bongs are the shit, even for schwagggg
 

cxt

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No they were buds I had to break it apart ad get the seeds out.
If you want to get an idea about what good quality bud looks like, go to the pictures part of the forums and look at bud shots, it will give u an idea of what really good stuff looks like so you have a little comparison.
 

everytimeicath

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man the first time i toked was a quarter of swag with my friend, it was one of the highest ive ever been except for the frist few times i smoked dank. everyone reacts different to bud wen you first start out. smoke a few more times and youll get high as hell
 

stunned

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Maybe he's just one of those people who getting high doesn't do it for. There are some people who the whole feeling of being high is just not exciting to them. Everyone's high is different.
 

Charfizcool

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wow to all the people that are saying he has schwag...wtf? seriously off a few joints of anything except hemp you'd get high! schwag just takes longer and tastes like shit. Heres a good way to find out, how much did he pay for it?
 

stunned

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wow to all the people that are saying he has schwag...wtf? seriously off a few joints of anything except hemp you'd get high! schwag just takes longer and tastes like shit. Heres a good way to find out, how much did he pay for it?

He already said he had to bust out the seeds so we know its schwag. But i agree that regardless it should still get him high especially an amateur
 

Seamaiden

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It can have seeds and still be from a decent strain. The stuff I've been getting the past few months is full of seeds because one of the clones went hermie and it wasn't caught. So, if I ever run out of friends here who steer me in the right direction, at least I have HANDFULS ( :lol: yes, handfuls) of seeds that I know will grow well and produce halfway decent bud.

Schwag does the job, too. Some people just have to kind of build up to it.

Hey, anyone remember reading that story panhead told about when he and his wife were on a run? They stopped and he broke out his best and smoked some up with their riding friends and this one guy puked his head off! I was laughing my ass off while I was reading that story, I tell you what! I wish I were there. :lol:
 

matthew

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I wish I had an older woman to help me out, or any woman for that matter. I am waiting on my wife to take a nap to go out and try another J.
 

skiskate

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I wish I had an older woman to help me out, or any woman for that matter. I am waiting on my wife to take a nap to go out and try another J.
Good luck man I really hope to see you come back on here and be stoned out of your mind. Have you ever smoked ciggarrettes before?
 

Stormfront

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the first time i smoked it was laced with dust and i didnt know it gave me a panic attack and i hated weed, the 2nd time i smoked i was hooked no dust! and blazeeeed...so i cant really help ya..however, why is it that everyone says if it has seeds its shwag, granted my babies had no seeds, but i've gotten destroyed off weed that had seeds in it, matthew, if you smoke it with deep breaths you will get lightheaded and "higher" due to loss of oxygen, the THC attaches to your blood or w/e as soon as you inhale, so i don't believe the length of time you hold it will matter, if you're stressed out you get a different feeling than if you're relaxed...there are many different variables, best to keep trying, and if you dont get the high you wanted try a different strain, and always enjoy.
 

sarah22

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I wish I had an older woman to help me out, or any woman for that matter. I am waiting on my wife to take a nap to go out and try another J.
does the wife not smoke with u? that would be a good way to get high :mrgreen:. get her high while ur at it. then spend the next few hours in bed:blsmoke: its one hell of an aphrodisiac.
 

matthew

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does the wife not smoke with u? that would be a good way to get high :mrgreen:. get her high while ur at it. then spend the next few hours in bed:blsmoke: its one hell of an aphrodisiac.
First off my wife doesn't want to smoke. She is FINALLY ok with the idea of me smoking but its like masturbation, she knows I do it but doesn't want to see me do it. Also the bed part is laughable. Her sex drive is about as high as my drive to clean the cat box. She does it every few weeks to make sure I don't kill people but its only about a 10 minute affair.

There are so many things fucked up with my marriage that I don't even want to get into it here.
 

Gryphonn

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(I won't delve into your personal life Matthew... but I feel sorry for anyone with a f*cked up marriage...male or female of course).
The technicalities of smoking:
Sativa is more of a 'head' stone, while Indicas give you more of a body stone (good to sleep with). If you decide to keep smoking, your brain will develop a 'taste' (for want of a more scientific explanation) for weed. It'll learn to receive the cannabinoids more efficiently and you *will* get higher.
The difference between the weed and a few beers is that if you smoke too much weed you won't (well not usually) throw up all over the floor as when drinking too much...oh, and the head spins are controllable
:)
 
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