So how hard is it to invest with weed money?
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*BUDS
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*BUDS
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Oldest money cleaning scam in the book.While your watching the teller about half a dozen security staff are watching you, like a hawk. Forget it ,its an old scam that's past its use by date.you can allways do what i do to "Clean" my money......
Find out how much $$ you have to "win" before casino's in your state flag you. (in canada its $10,000)
goto the nearest casino and change just below that limit into chippage. (i change $9500.... your a poker player)
goto the slots, grab a drink, play a game or 2 and WATCH THE TELLER. when the teller who changed your Chips leaves, go and change your chippage into cash.
Keep the "Winning" Recipt. Burn the Exchange recipt. casino's records are MASSIVE. its almost impossible to catch you
Now you have a Recipt for the Money. Buy cars, houses, Boats... whatever
repeat every month if you have the cash...... $9500 is ALOT of money......
not to mention all the cameras. just in case anyone missed it, the evidence will be on their security tapes of everything you do.
overgrowem
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Bar games(pool tables,shuffle board games etc).Buy a small Co.learn the books,make deals so you rent the location as opposed to splitting the take.If your machines don,t have a counter you can pump your gross considerably,if they have counters you can't run wild,but you can add quite a bit to each machines take.
Bwpz
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Like from Breaking Bad, invest in a company 
But if you was just doing small-time, just use it to buy stuff for around the crib like TV's and food and daily items. Keep it stashed and just live life, don't go overboard and buy expensive cars and whatnot. They can't put their hands in your cash, just don't put it in the bank xD If you're looking to INVEST in something, like put the money into it, then invest in a greenhouse or huge grow room with a shroomery
But if you was just doing small-time, just use it to buy stuff for around the crib like TV's and food and daily items. Keep it stashed and just live life, don't go overboard and buy expensive cars and whatnot. They can't put their hands in your cash, just don't put it in the bank xD If you're looking to INVEST in something, like put the money into it, then invest in a greenhouse or huge grow room with a shroomery From firsthand experience, this is completely true. You can start getting tracked the minute you try and buy more chips than a few hundred with anything less than $50s. You also usually get tracked both visually and financially if you try to exchange any type of small bills at the cage (at least on slow days, haha). Every time you win at a slot machine, and the attendant's talking on her radio? She's making sure there's a camera watching the payout. There's plate scanners, facial recognition, really alot of things you wouldn't expect a real casino to use.
According to my boss at the time, the place where I worked was a little over paranoid about it, but I'd imagine all the large Canadian casinos run pretty similarly.
I'm new to growing, but pretty old to money. I personally think the best thing to do for large amounts would be to start a company, as suggested above.
Be careful with gold. Banks won't usually buy it without certification, and while they probably don't track the coins, there's definately a record of them being sold to you at some point, which could eventually come back to you.
One of my possible plans for a small amount is having a friend write me a cheque for "babysitting" (she would get a bit of a cut, think 200 out of 1800, for say a month's worth of sitting at X amount an hour. It's expensive nowdays!), should I ever end up growing more than I can smoke. I can then deposit that cheque, as it falls on her to explain where she got the money. She makes enough money to hire an overpriced nanny, so it's not really evidence of anything.
yes buy property under an LLC or similar organization.
swampgrower
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not hard at all money is money no matter where it comes from. I wish i had your problem. I have the opposite.
I have 2-4 ideas that are a guaranteed money maker with full business plans.I just dont have the capitol. if you need help in investing hit me up.
I have 2-4 ideas that are a guaranteed money maker with full business plans.I just dont have the capitol. if you need help in investing hit me up.
swampgrower
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yall dont think hard about anything. go to vegas tell them your a software maker and you will have no issues. the gov is so far past its capability it cant worry about some guy that goes to casinos and spends money. think about it!
VanishingToaster
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you seriously want a long term investment to help you out when the monetry system comes a crashin???? toilet paper.
RavenMochi
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No doubt it would be an investment in fun, but not so much making money. Unless your planning on getting enough to open a boat shop.
mccumcumber
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I hear that "gourmet" food trucks are all the rage nowadays... can't be too big of an initial investment, and all of your profits would be in cash... food for thought.
Franchise88
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Why wouldn't you just go to Storage Auctions? That is what I do....
Go to a storage auction and buy units... there is NO transcript of what is in the unit... only a receipt that you bought the unit. Then I file taxes based on what I sold from the unit...
Say you buy a unit for $100... that is only $100 you would have to prove you earned... then you say you got more from the unit than was actually there....
Claim a PS3, TV, Hutch, or whatever you want....
Then you post the items on Craigslist for records... then keep a clean book on what you got and sold from units... you don't need receipts for the items due to the fact that it is a private party sell.
So with one unit you claim those items on you could get:
PS3= $125-$150
TV= $100-$600
Hutch= $50-$100
$275-$850
Minus $100
$175-$750 Clean money
Or you can open a small shop and buy and sell items from Craigslist... claim you got the items from Storage Units you bough LEGIT.
Buy items cheap from Craigslist... then sell them for a SMALL profit in the shop... you cleaned your money with a receipt from the purchase AND sale.
Easy peasy....
Go to a storage auction and buy units... there is NO transcript of what is in the unit... only a receipt that you bought the unit. Then I file taxes based on what I sold from the unit...
Say you buy a unit for $100... that is only $100 you would have to prove you earned... then you say you got more from the unit than was actually there....
Claim a PS3, TV, Hutch, or whatever you want....
Then you post the items on Craigslist for records... then keep a clean book on what you got and sold from units... you don't need receipts for the items due to the fact that it is a private party sell.
So with one unit you claim those items on you could get:
PS3= $125-$150
TV= $100-$600
Hutch= $50-$100
$275-$850
Minus $100
$175-$750 Clean money
Or you can open a small shop and buy and sell items from Craigslist... claim you got the items from Storage Units you bough LEGIT.
Buy items cheap from Craigslist... then sell them for a SMALL profit in the shop... you cleaned your money with a receipt from the purchase AND sale.
Easy peasy....
I don't know abut the states, but the Canadian government apparently has nothing better to worry about. If you say you're a software developer, and spend or win more than $10,000.00, you can bet they will looking into the company name you gave them, etc. I was never involved in that portion of it, but I know they take it seriously enough that you can be banned from casinos province wide for supplying false employment information, and that you will be investigated to some extent.
And yes, it does seem stupid. But you have to remember, my part of Canada is a place where gambling is considered an "essential service" by the government, wheras things like abulance services and the educational system are not. It doesn't have to make sense - it's Canada!