Smoking injuries

Sitting in a room of people smoking, i pass a joint to my mate who's across the room and then about 30 seconds later i watch him place the cherry end between his lips and watch him jump like a mofo. No one else in the room saw him do it just me and i was laughing so hard it hurt
 
Also when i was about 14 i gave a blow back using a gack spliff(gack is the worst type of solid you can get) to some irish geezer and the whole lot blew out the roach and he had burning hot rocks stuck all over his face lol
 
I dropped a joint while driving, bent over to find it, when I looked back up the car infront of me had completely stopped!..... I totaled both cars and got 14 stitches across my forehead.
 
Are we just talking weed?.... cuz I wrecked my bike leaving a crackbar in Detroit and got a stem pierce ing in my thigh. Fuckin shit was about to the bone.

And by stem I mean crackpipe for those of you who don't know the lingo...... lol
 
Hepheastus420 said:
lol.. That has to be the best first post I've ever seen. He earned himself some rep.
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Thanks Hepheastus420 I have another buts its not near as good as the first.
The first time I ever smoked was at my 1st concert, Lynyrd Skynyrd and Edger Winter, I was 16 or 17 in 1976. A joint gets passed to me I said WTF I'll give it a try, took a hit and a seed popped and a part of the hots went directly into my right eye. It hurt like a mofo and watered the rest of the night. So I watched the rest of the concert with my hand over my eye and tears running down my face.
It didn't deter me I still smoke to this day.
 
rowlman said:
Are we just talking weed?.... cuz I wrecked my bike leaving a crackbar in Detroit and got a stem pierce ing in my thigh. Fuckin shit was about to the bone.

And by stem I mean crackpipe for those of you who don't know the lingo...... lol
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well thats what you get for doing crack!
 
rowlman said:
Are we just talking weed?.... cuz I wrecked my bike leaving a crackbar in Detroit and got a stem pierce ing in my thigh. Fuckin shit was about to the bone.

And by stem I mean crackpipe for those of you who don't know the lingo...... lol
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lol if it was used i bet you got a nice high from the crack resin going right to blood stream.if it was brand new must have sucked to be you
 
so my injury is healing nicely, unfortunately scabbed, and my first day of my internship went well.
 
for some of us longer haired folks how about lighting you hair on fire when lighting a bowl or something lol
 
smoking a loose rolled joint and having the cherry fall off. So, stoned to known it fell in between your sock and opening of your shoe.
burn the inside of my ankle. small scar forever.
 
Being a much younger kinetic and taking resin hits off a metal piece. Forgetting that the lighter was just held at the end and then putting my lips on it. So glad those days are gone, on more than one level at that...
 
I have plenty of burnscars in the area between my thumb and index finger from back in the day when we used to smoke out of bottlenecks, african style.
 
Hahaha this is an awesome thread... Let's see, I've blown ashes into my eyes a billion times, burned my thumb with a lighter, have burned my eyelashes before with the lighter. One of my stupidest injuries was falling on my porch after a huge rip on my bong. And also recently, both my girlfriend and I burned ourselves cooking pizza when completely stoned.
 
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